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Don’t get me started on pop bottle rocket wars…


Too late. I was just discussing pop bottle rocket wars this week with a bunch of mothers who just sadly shook their heads.

We created pop bottle rocket guns with electrical conduit pipe, corked the end and tightly wrapped a dish towel around the pipe to form a handle with heat protection.  Then we taped a 45 rpm record we didn't like around the pipe to form a shield so we could aim the bottle rocket without getting sparks in our faces. 

But today when I go around shooting people with bottle rockets they look at me like I'm nuts!

Don't get me started on Polish Cannons. 

 
Too late. I was just discussing pop bottle rocket wars this week with a bunch of mothers who just sadly shook their heads.

We created pop bottle rocket guns with electrical conduit pipe, corked the end and tightly wrapped a dish towel around the pipe to form a handle with heat protection.  Then we taped a 45 rpm record we didn't like around the pipe to form a shield so we could aim the bottle rocket without getting sparks in our faces. 

But today when I go around shooting people with bottle rockets they look at me like I'm nuts!

Don't get me started on Polish Cannons. 
Haha, that’s funny. We also would fashion elaborate bottle rocket guns from conduit or pipe or whatever also usually with a back spray shield and something for a handle.

I’ve probably shared this story here before but…..

One time we had two warring factions, about 5 guys per side. We chased one team down the street about a block and a half and they decided to take refuge inside one of their guy’s houses. As they were piling in the front door we were still shooting. One of the rockets went into the house and exploded on the wall. Large black star pattern from the explosion…..”exasperated exhale”another very upset mother. 😆

 
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He reported what LAPD said. Then, he added more information as it came out. 
 

I have no problem with his tweets on this. 
 

You have a problem with someone who criticizes Trump. Shocker. 
Is this what the news reported?  Or is he “just asking questions” 

Is ICE now taking part in Hit and Runs when they accidentally pull over legal citizens by running into their vehicles, all attempting to find and deport undocumented immigrants? If so, this is horrific and illegal.

 
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