The Sick Burn Thread.

[True2tRA]

NUpolo8 thinks Michigan's claim to the 1997 National Championship is stronger than Nebraska's.

NuPolo8 thinks?

No......no he doesn't.

 

[Thanks_Tom RR]

NUPolo8 is convinced National Polo Day is all about him.

 

[NUance]

Thanks_Tom RR actually stands for Thomas Train Rail Road.

 

[The Dude]

The dude puts ranch on his pizza

This is actually a point of pride. I find it to be a compliment. Matt Davison puts ranch on his pizza, that's why he made that catch.

 

[jjamuss]

you all save your pizza boxes from valentinos so you can wrap your xmas presents in them. lol, idfk... funny stuff here!!

 

[NUance]

Carlfense generally doesn't stand during games. But he does wear a very tall foam cowboy hat.

 

[NUance]

Walksalone got Bob Devaney's autograph at a game when he was a kid. But it wasn't really Bob Devaney. It was just some guy who looked like him.

 

[NUance]

The Dude actually has two buddies in real life named Donny and Walter. But Walter is a skinny little guy and Donny is the big one.

 

[walksalone]

you all save your pizza boxes from valentinos so you can wrap your xmas presents in them. lol, idfk... funny stuff here!!

 

[walksalone]

NUance is the "Long Island Medium" of Huskerboard...

 

[RedRedJarvisRedwine]

Nuance collects toenails. Don't even have to be his own.

 

[beanman]

RedRedJarviseRedwhine likes boning his wife during menstruation so he doesn't have to spend money on lube.

 

[RedRedJarvisRedwine]

beanman prefers using Vaseline to spit cause he likes jelly

 

[ZRod]

beanman thinks he always gets lucky when he forgets to pull out with the old lady, turns out he's been f'ing her armpit all these years.

 

[RedRedJarvisRedwine]

zrod wears a sportsbra