The Sick Burn Thread.

[sd'sker]

1995 redux is a real 'b' word.

 

[knapplc]

polo has spent so much time in the adult diaper aisle at CVS other customers think he works there.

zoogies can only use the kiddie chopsticks with the rubber band.

BrayWyatt takes a penny, but he never leaves a penny.

1995 Redux doesn't wash his hands before leaving the restroom.

Landlord breathed deeply while getting crop dusted by a vagrant outside Taco Bell.

Beanman doesn't let his wine breathe.

Count /ABITILTYYLY had to be forcibly pulled off the bidet.

saunders45 passes to the right.

sd'sker has every season of Teletubbies on blu-ray.

 

[ZRod]

I thought this thread was going to be about herpes, gonorrhea, or some other VD.

 

[sd'sker]

I thought this thread was going to be about herpes, gonorrhea, or some other VD.

teacher cd does have the mouth herpes.

 

[ZRod]

I thought this thread was going to be about herpes, gonorrhea, or some other VD.

teacher cd does have mouth herpes.

Guess his lady friends don't love Colonel Angus as much as others then.

 

[ShawnWatson]

Knapplc uses ketchup as his pizza sauce.

 

[NUpolo8]

Knapplc didn't like the Monorail episode of The Simpsons.

1995 Redux orders salmon at steakhouses.

 

[sd'sker]

shawnwatson wishes he had an apostrophe.

 

[knapplc]

walksalone once said, "As long as I have a face, Zach Galifanikas has a place to sit."

The Dude thinks Ralph Bakshi's Lord of the Rings was the best.

tschu cheered when Old Yeller died.

 

[NUpolo8]

Teachercd and Zoogies were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and one of the babies looked at me.

 

[sd'sker]

walksalone considers himself a new jerseyan.

 

[Redux]

sd'sker completely and utterly regrets his apostrophe

knapp doesn't like the marshmallows in Lucky Charms

NUpolo8 doesn't "get" shark week

 

[RedRedJarvisRedwine]

Polo thinks the labels on canned food are food stamps.

Sd'sker gets confused leaving Nebraska going north to South Dakota.

 

[Landlord]

Bye Bye Big XII let me suck his d!(k in an alley haha roasted you gay boy

who else wants the wrath is there a barista here this roast is getting dark

 

[sd'sker]

Sd'sker gets confused leaving Nebraska going north to South Dakota.

i do, i do. i usually go south on I-29 for about 45 mins. before i figure it out.