The Sick Burn Thread.

[GSG]

sd'sker shaves his pubes to look like flames

 

[Creighton Duke]

Creighton Duke's frosted tips don't quite match the color of his puka shell necklace.

I never mix the tips with the shells....NEVER

 

[Count 'Bility]

Polo needs to make his appearance here http://www.huskerboard.com/index.php?/topic/70871-where-you-a-door-open-or-closed-guyin-college/&do=findComment&comment=1388344 for he's always been a back door open guy.

 

[RedRedJarvisRedwine]

Count Bility always brings skewered veggies to the BBQ.

 

[NUpolo8]

Knapplc eats his Subway sandwiches sideways.

Count puts ketchup on his hot dogs.

Sd'sker still has a Blockbuster card

 

[RedRedJarvisRedwine]

Polo has actually saved a horse and rode a cowboy.

 

[ShawnWatson]

Walksalone listens to Van Halen, but only the Sammy Hagar stuff.

 

[The Dude]

knapplc thinks Blues Brothers 2000 is "better than the first one".

 

[sd'sker]

Sd'sker still has a Blockbuster card

of course i do. they're the only place that notifies me of new arrivals on my beeper.

 

[sd'sker]

NUpolo8 writes fanfic with himself starring alongside guy fieri.

 

[Saunders]

NUpolo8 writes fanfic with himself starring alongside guy fieri.

 

[knapplc]

The Dude raises a leg when he kisses.

sd-sker has never won rock/paper/scissors.

carlfense falls for "Your shoe's untied" every time.

walksalone prefers sloppy seconds.

ShawnWatson sticks out a pinkie whilst drinking tea.

NUpolo8 sits to pee.

Minnesota_Husker enjoys undressing his Ken doll.

 

[RedRedJarvisRedwine]

Knapp has to take a Viagra before he pees so not to get any on his shoes.

 

[carlfense]

knapplc rocks his khakis without a cuff and a crease.

 

[Abdullah the Butcher]

tschu votes for tea party candidates