The Sick Burn Thread.

[carlfense]

The Dude actually doesn't mind the first squeeze of mustard water.

 

[ShawnWatson]

Carlfense's favorite slices of bread are the end pieces.

 

[sd'sker]

shawnwatson eats the crust first.

 

[NUance]

Beanman applied to the DMV for a handicapped sticker, claiming that his wife's Vibrating Slim Jelly Dong is his prosthetic limb.

 

[HUSKER 37]

Husker37 still loves the Bay City Rollers...

WHO DOESN'T??

You'd be amazed how close I came to actually buying that album back in '76?

Walks loved Dexys Midnight Runners even AFTER finding out the lead singer was NOT Miss Jane Hathaway

 

[carlfense]

NUance dislikes retrievers, beagles, and the Oxford comma.

 

[NUance]

NUance dislikes retrievers, beagles, and the Oxford comma.

I'll have you know that I own a receiver that is part beagle. I do have an issue with the Oxford comma though.

 

[walksalone]

Zrod dry humps senior ciitzens

 

[walksalone]

True2tRA broke his neck trying to suck his own d!(k

 

[walksalone]

Husker37 buffs his helmet to Milli Vanilli video's

 

[True2tRA]

True2tRA broke his neck trying to suck his own d!(k

 

[NUpolo8]

carlfense's family photo:

Note: he won the baby in a back alley craps game.

He must have hit a fire bet.

No one hits a fire bet.

 

[NUpolo8]

NUpolo8 has tried out for the NU water polo team 8 times, you guys. No way they're gonna dog him this year.

Old wounds man.

 

[True2tRA]

NUpolo8 has tried out for the NU water polo team 8 times, you guys. No way they're gonna dog him this year.

Old wounds man.

Old wound? Is that what you call that giant gash between your legs?

 

[NUpolo8]

NUpolo8 has tried out for the NU water polo team 8 times, you guys. No way they're gonna dog him this year.

Old wounds man.

Old wound? Is that what you call that giant gash between your legs?

I call that the promised land, kimosabe.