The Sock Puppet Rides!

[BigRedPowerWagon]

Hes a crafty man, thats why we are gonna win 6 championships with him.

 

[irafreak]

It's not Jim Tressel.

OH PLEASE..... pull the sock back to reveal JT........CLASSIC!!!!!!

Wouldn't that be incredible. I mean that would just be the most hilarious thing I've ever experienced. JT walks up to the podium freshly announced as the new Husker Coach and he starts his speech by saying he'd like to thank his family, SE, and then...smiles while slowing pulling out a sock with eyes and a mouth drawn on it. And just stares into the camera...

 

[knapplc]

How are you at holding up against all forms of devious torture?

My dominatrix says I'm the best.

 

[slwags]

The problem is private planes land at Duncan. Not a place you can loiter.

 

[VA Husker Fan]

It's not Jim Tressel.

Agreed.

the.sock.puppet is not Jim Tressel.

 

[BigRedPowerWagon]

Alas, I am not so clever. I am not the.sock.puppet.

But I know who is.

Well isn't this interesting.

Oh sweet 8lb 4oz bouncing baby Jesus.

Your fault man, you brought the Ginger Assassin out of the woodwork. You better try your damdest to protect the sock, waterboarding be dammed

 

[TrueHuskerFan20]

2:30

Premonition??? 2:30......WHAT?!?!

 

[irafreak]

How are you at holding up against all forms of devious torture?

My dominatrix says I'm the best.

Welp...that explains why you made it known you know the sock's identity...masochist...

 

[jsneb83]

Tressel isn't on that plane. He just tweeted this a few minutes ago:

https://twitter.com/JimTressel5/status/540308923753168896

The plane hasn't left yet...

 

[3rd and long]

We should replace Lil Red with a life size sock puppet.

 

[huskerhill]

While there appears to have been multiple planes flying around nation to pickup our next coach the past few days, assuming the flight to Columbus actually does mean something, we're not considering Herman... Are we?

 

[Beez]

We could turn this into an episode of Scooby Doo...

 

[huskerhill]

Tressel isn't on that plane. He just tweeted this a few minutes ago:

https://twitter.com/JimTressel5/status/540308923753168896

The plane hasn't left yet...

Let's hope the plane sits there the next 2 1/2 hours since that's how long it'll take to get to Columbus from Youngstown

 

[Hannibal]

Tressel isn't on that plane. He just tweeted this a few minutes ago:

https://twitter.com/JimTressel5/status/540308923753168896

That pic was tweeted at 4:57, but according to YSU's calendar the event doesn't start till 7:00 p.m.

 

[Beez]

Our future coach was born from the depths of a yellow onion.