The Sock Puppet Rides!

The Ginger Assassin said:
the.sock.puppet said:
Well The Sock don't know up from down today. The Sock thinkin' that The Ginger Assassin done playin' us like, well, puppets.

The Source sayin' that The Ginger Assassin may have pulled the wool over the eyes of some Husker $ugar Daddies, (some big'uns) since they was expectin' the Tressel/Frost thing to happen today and if it ain't, then it maybe won't happen at all.

The Source thinkin' that Bielema was a smoke screen maybe even from The Ginger Assassin hisself to distract us from what's happenin'.

So, The Sock startin' to feel like we's chasin' our tails and The Ginger Assassin keepin' us a spinnin' until a real announcement come Sunday (The Source say Sunday, not The Sock, The Sock don't know nuthin' on his own).

All The Source agrees that The Ginger Assassin is a smooth operator. The Sock hopin' that The Ginger Assassin is as good at hirin' football coaches as he is at messin' with us.

When The Sock hears, The Sock talks.
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simplekin said:
knapplc said:
This is one of the best threads we've had in forever. All the characters. The quips. The quotes. The gifs.

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Yes, Maximus. I am entertained.
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You forgot the multi-quotes that takes up half the page! Yes, very awesome indeed!
Wait, we're being sarcastic right?
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No we're not. It's a fun thread that has bonded a lot of users that were previously heavily divided by like or disliking Bo. This thread is bigger than the Sock. WE ARE THE HAND THAT GOES IN THE SOCK. IT'S ALL LIKE A METAPHOR MAN.

 
Sparker said:
He did say in the presser he wouldn't be talking about it until it was done... Good on him. Gotta respect that, and also the sock. He gots insiders but they don't no nothin' neithers.
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What if The reason we haven't heard more is because SE has just been vegging out on the couch all week? He be like, "I just did more work on Sunday than I have the past two years, I need me a few days vaca!"

 
I'm must gonna throw something out after Socks last post. What if Sock is SE? The man has to do something on all those plane rides! Greatest deception in husker history!

 
NUpolo8 said:
If this ends up being Mullen, I hope we all aren't despondent. It would be a home run.

The man has coached the following QB's, Alex Smith (Utah), Josh Harris (Bowling Green), Chris Leak (Florida) and Heisman Trophy-winner Tim Tebow (Florida)

His current QB, Dak Prescott, is no slouch either.
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I'd be ok with that. Hell of a lot better than Bert.

 
I know Knappic said he was tough, per his dominatrix, but I now have to wonder, in a sad, pitying way, if TSP is not so tough.

He's been expressing fright from the beginning that he and his sources are frightened of the Ginger Assassin, like that young Ginger is strutting around like a hungry lion, looking to pounce. After that last post, I'm thinking the Ginger Assassin and his henchmen tracked down the.sock.puppet and "gave him the business" and now TSP has been turned.....

If so, I'll still look longingly for the Bat-Sock beacon in the sky.....his heart is true...

 
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