The Starting Lineup Campaign Thread

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Vote Cacti.

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For Something. Daddy needs a jersey on his sig.

 
I hereby announce my candidacy for anything. Although, I feel I am best suited for the linebacker position. Like a B1G linebacker I am a slow, plodding, hole filler who often gets burnt on the edges like a Totino's pizza you took your eyes off for 2 minutes. I speak my mind often in an overly sarcastic tone with little regard for what reputation damage I will receive.

 
I hereby announce my candidacy for anything. Although, I feel I am best suited for the linebacker position. Like a B1G linebacker I am a slow, plodding, hole filler who often gets burnt on the edges like a Totino's pizza you took your eyes off for 2 minutes. I speak my mind often in an overly sarcastic tone with little regard for what reputation damage I will receive.

12 minutes at 450..... Welcome

 
I hereby announce my candidacy for anything. Although, I feel I am best suited for the linebacker position. Like a B1G linebacker I am a slow, plodding, hole filler who often gets burnt on the edges like a Totino's pizza you took your eyes off for 2 minutes. I speak my mind often in an overly sarcastic tone with little regard for what reputation damage I will receive.
With the name Billdozer, i think you should be a fullback.

Or a porn star...

But up to this point, Knapp hasnt approved my request for Huskerboard pornstar contest.

 
I start my campaign for any position under the promise that my involvement with the team will be to do whatever necessary to start the pornstar contest.

You have my word.

 
I start my campaign for any position under the promise that my involvement with the team will be to do whatever necessary to start the pornstar contest.

You have my word.
Well, you sure as hell just earned my vote.

Now start shaking babies and kissing hands.... GO CAMPAIGN!

 
I will give everyone on HB free sugar. Carl gave me bags and bags of sugar before he left and asked me to hold on to them until he lets me know what to do with them.

But they are just taking up room now so I want to get rid of them. Hell, it's just sugar, he can buy more right?
These guys may take you up on that offer
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Okay, its cocaine dammit, free cocaine!! Its a hell of a drug!
COCAINE!!!!! For fu#*$ sake, doesnt anyone do Coke anymore!!??

 
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