The "Suuuuuuuuuuh" Thread

I will not be satisfied until Suh goes to anger management classes, does several public service announcements, records a hit charity single with Lady Gaga and or Elton John and apologizes to his victims' mothers by bringing them a puppy and reading them a touching sonnet that he composes himself.

Those are my conditions.

Then, just maybe I can think about forgiving Suh.

 
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gotchman said:
"I've gotten clocked full in the face and not flinched. If you're basing your defense of Suh on the fact that a guy who got cleated in a fight didn't flinch, it's pretty weak sauce."

I'll believe this when me sh!t turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet. I'll only believe this if you got punched by a 2 yr old girl. If you don't even flinch when getting clocked in the face, you should be boxing, not writing messages on Huskerboard...
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I was, in fact, punched by a two-year-old girl. But it does nothing to dispel the truth of what I said.

 
knapplc said:
gotchman said:
"I've gotten clocked full in the face and not flinched. If you're basing your defense of Suh on the fact that a guy who got cleated in a fight didn't flinch, it's pretty weak sauce."

I'll believe this when me sh!t turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet. I'll only believe this if you got punched by a 2 yr old girl. If you don't even flinch when getting clocked in the face, you should be boxing, not writing messages on Huskerboard...
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I was, in fact, punched by a two-year-old girl. But it does nothing to dispel the truth of what I said.
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I'm sorry but two-year olds can pack a punch, it in no way takes away from your story Knapp.

 
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Badgerfan said:
I will not be satisfied until Suh goes to anger management classes, does several public service announcements, records a hit charity single with Lady Gaga and or Elton John and apologizes to his victims' mothers by bringing them a puppy and reading them a touching sonnet that he composes himself.

Those are my conditions.

Then, just maybe I can think about forgiving Suh.
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Wow. Tough crowd! ;) But seriously, I do hope that he gets some help but I really pray that a more mature player will come along side him and just take him under his wing and show him how it's done correctly. Suh is not a bad kid. When he first came to Nebraska he wasn't tough at all. He was like a big teddy bear and because of this he was pretty ineffective. However, after Bo got here, he taught him how to play defensively. Suh really matured after that and became an effective player. Now he's in the big leagues. Scary place I'll bet. Easy to get caught up in all of the glitter. Easy to get a big head. Here's hoping that Suh will get the help he needs and uses the next 2 weeks to get his head on straight.

 
Badgerfan said:
I will not be satisfied until Suh goes to anger management classes, does several public service announcements, records a hit charity single with Lady Gaga and or Elton John and apologizes to his victims' mothers by bringing them a puppy and reading them a touching sonnet that he composes himself.

Those are my conditions.

Then, just maybe I can think about forgiving Suh.
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Would you settle for a duet with Justin Bieber?

 
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