The Type of Guy Thread

Redux is the type of guy that stands uncomfortably close to the guy in front of him in the bathroom line at Husker games.
Usually just because I'm short and the guy in front of me is always abnormally tall.

RedRedJarvisRedwine said:
Redux is the type of guy that reads the instructions.
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Well, how else are you supposed to assemble a Wal Mart bookshelf?

RedRedJarvisRedwine said:
Redux is the type of guy that asks for directions.
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I like to know where I'm going.

RedRedJarvisRedwine said:
Redux is the type of guy that will ask out your fat cousin just to be a nice guy.
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One time and I'm labeled for life...

RedRedJarvisRedwine said:
Redux is the type of guy that calls the next morning.
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Well how else is she gonna know I had a great time?

 
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The Dude is the type of guy who leaves a note under your windshield wiper when he backs into your car in a crowded parking lot, but the note is just a blank piece of paper.

 
NUance is the type of guy that claims he can tell a difference between a regular beer and a Kansas 3.2 beer.

JJHusker1 is the type of guy that still has a drawer full of AOL demo CD's.

RedRedJarvisWhine is the type of guy who unplugs the microwave when leaving for a few days.

 
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Redux is the type of guy that asks his wife if these jeans make him look fat.

GSG is the type of guy that won't admit he cried when Old Yeller died.

 
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