The Type of Guy Thread

MattyIce is the type of guy that buys bargain dog food because he's sure it "tastes the same".

RedRedJarvisWhine is the type of guy that offers to try the dog food for MattyIce to see how they stack up flavor wise.

 
JJHusker1 said:
Red Dead Retread is the type of guy that it wouldn't be worth the effort to piss in his mouth if his stomach was on fire.
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Why 'Retread' instead of your usual 'Retard'?
So you don't know anything about anatomy either? What you suggest wouldn't work anyway unless I swallow.

 
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Red Dead Redemption said:
JJHusker1 said:
Red Dead Retread is the type of guy that it wouldn't be worth the effort to piss in his mouth if his stomach was on fire.
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Why 'Retread' instead of your usual 'Retard'?
So you don't know anything about anatomy either? What you suggest wouldn't work anyway unless I swallow.
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Just trying to keep it fresh, numbnuts.

And ALL the guys tell me you do swallow.

 
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84HuskerLaw said:
A package of these great receivers catching passes from the QBs we've already got and the ones no doubt coming in the next couple years, combined with the power running and the variety of screens, swings, draws and other play action things, and those lethal QB draws and scrambles, and you have the makings of a great offense without question! Of course they will come as it would be a great educational choice and the best opportunity to develop themselves into the players the NFL teams covet! Speed, demonstrated pass catching and route running and blocking, by the best WR coach in the country and the offensive mind of Riley with demeanor and personality that one respects and admires. Add in the explosive return specialists and a Blackshirts defense that appears to be coming up fast, I think there is tremendous reason for optimism and excitement.
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Reading his posts reminds me of listening to Tony Schiavone on commentary in WCW. He could make a curtain jerker match between La Parka and Kanyon sound like Stone Cold vs Goldberg.

 
1995 Redux said:
84HuskerLaw said:
A package of these great receivers catching passes from the QBs we've already got and the ones no doubt coming in the next couple years, combined with the power running and the variety of screens, swings, draws and other play action things, and those lethal QB draws and scrambles, and you have the makings of a great offense without question! Of course they will come as it would be a great educational choice and the best opportunity to develop themselves into the players the NFL teams covet! Speed, demonstrated pass catching and route running and blocking, by the best WR coach in the country and the offensive mind of Riley with demeanor and personality that one respects and admires. Add in the explosive return specialists and a Blackshirts defense that appears to be coming up fast, I think there is tremendous reason for optimism and excitement.
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Reading his posts reminds me of listening to Tony Schiavone on commentary in WCW. He could make a curtain jerker match between La Parka and Kanyon sound like Stone Cold vs Goldberg.
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INTESTINAL FORTITUDE !

 
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Thanks_Tom RR is the type of guy who yells at his kid for drinking straight out of the orange juice carton, but then when he makes a late night kitchen run, he drinks straight out of the orange juice carton.

 
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