The Unwritten Rules of HuskerBoard

knapplc

knapplc

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In this thread we'll compile the unwritten Rules of HuskerBoard.  Stuff we all know to do, think or feel - or not to do, think or feel - but it isn't really in the rules. 

#1 Don't mess with the Husker Prayer thread

#2 When in doubt, the other guy is always wrong

#3 Post count & Rep points are irrelevant to right & wrong

#4 Fuɔk Texas

#5 What happens in the game commentary thread stays in the game commentary thread

#6 Oklahoma was our only true rival, and even then it's iffy

#7 Polls are fun

#8 Nothing beats a good Vs. thread

#9 TuffTiger is the best poster of all time

#10 Don't post politics crap in the Status Updates

#11 The recruit we lost is better than anyone we signed

#12 Every recruit we sign is underrated


#13 Think before you post after a tough loss


#14 Never trust that sock puppet guy because he's wrong 100% of the time

#15 Don't try to fight Moiraine


#16  __________is the best coach, he just needs time and resources.

#17  __________ is the worst coach, doesn't matter about the time or resources 


#18  ______ backup is better than ______ starter and should be playing over them (especially pertinent at the QB position)


#19 The best posts are always tagged with "Shawn Watson"

#20 The people who complain the most after losses or close wins are rarely seen during the offseason or after big wins

#21 No matter the situation, teachercd will always claim someone is offended

#22 Often the most trivial part of your post will be targeted, turned into a straw man, made hyperbolic and then you're the bad guy because of it.

#23 Every topic will eventually lead to someone discussing Bo Pelini.

#24 The recruit that just de-committed sucks and we didn't need him anyways because the guy ranked way below him is better

#25 All offensive coordinators should call plays that work, and when plays don't work it's always a bad call

#26 All new members are either Flu or Cornographic until proven otherwise

#27 If you haven't been nominated to the douchebag hall of fame, you aren't trying hard enough

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#39 Any honest discussion of ketchup must occur in the shed








El Diaco said the above rule is #39, so we have to get at least 38 more.  What are your unwritten rules? 

 
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After every loss, there will be a bunch of people bitching and whining. There will also be a bunch of people bitching and whining about people bitching and whining. Get used to it.

 
16.  __________is the best coach, he just needs time and resources.

17.  __________ is the worst coach, doesn't matter about the time or resources 

 
22.  Assume every post is somehow about you.

Ex:  "I don't know...Vals is good be I like Godfathers a little more, maybe it is the sauce, I am not sure"

Somehow offended poster thinks that was about a post they made on child labor laws in the late 40's in Florida.

 
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