Theories on how Bin Laden REALLY was killed

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Osama ate a fudgesicle

 

[zonaSker]

I've got a theory-we blew 1/2 of his skull off and splattered his mf'ing brains all over the wall.

 

[knapplc]

I've got a theory-we blew 1/2 of his skull off and splattered his mf'ing brains all over the wall.

HOO-rah!!!! You mess with the bull, YOU GET THE HORNS, BIATCH!!!!

He's just lucky as all f#*k it took us ten years to find him. That was ten years of borrowed time, you piece of sh#t. And I'm glad you're dead. So there.

 

[HSKRNOKC]

He met and talked to my mother in law. A horrible type of psychological warfare that worked as he then shot himself in the head.

 

[HuskerfaninOkieland]

He met and talked to HFIOL's mother in law ex-wife. A horrible type of psychological warfare that worked as he then shot himself in the head.

FIFY

 

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When he found out that the 72 virgins were actually world of warcraft playing nerds, he shot himself.

 

[Blaze1up]

 

[GSG]

Shawn Watson let OBL read his playbook and it melted his brain

 

[zonaSker]

This might explain some things (Warning-graphic)

http://www.tediosity.com/2011/05/03/the-real-osama-bin-laden-dead-photo/

 

[jsneb83]

He bet his life savings on the Spurs winning the NBA Finals. But when he found out they lost in the first round, he shot himself.

He was chatting with Husker Jen online and they decided to meet, but when he saw her, he killed himeself.

 

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Since blasted_imposter left, he couldn't go through life without reading his posts everyday. So he jumped off a 10 story building.

 

[GM_Tood]

Since blasted_imposter left, he couldn't go through life without reading his posts everyday. So he jumped off a 10 story building.

Winner!

 

[knapplc]

This might explain some things (Warning-graphic)

http://www.tediosity.com/2011/05/03/the-real-osama-bin-laden-dead-photo/

You realize the "osama" picture is fake, right?

 

[zonaSker]

Sure, but barring a real pic, it works for me

 

[Haspula]

I heard Suh tackled him