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knapplc said:
Why do you take a dump at work? You want to sit your bare a$$ down where other guys dangle their junk? I've crapped at the office maybe ten times in ten years, and then only in emergency situations.
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Trust me, this was an emergency. I dont like crapping at work either but sometimes when you gotta go, you gotta go.

 
knapplc said:
Why do you take a dump at work? You want to sit your bare a$$ down where other guys dangle their junk? I've crapped at the office maybe ten times in ten years, and then only in emergency situations.
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aspeedlin4589 said:
knapplc said:
Why do you take a dump at work? You want to sit your bare a$$ down where other guys dangle their junk? I've crapped at the office maybe ten times in ten years, and then only in emergency situations.
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Trust me, this was an emergency. I dont like crapping at work either but sometimes when you gotta go, you gotta go.
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OK, that I understand. There have been emergencies where there's no other choice. What I don't get are those guys who use the crapper at work all the time, by choice. That's just sick.

 
knapplc said:
aspeedlin4589 said:
knapplc said:
Why do you take a dump at work? You want to sit your bare a$$ down where other guys dangle their junk? I've crapped at the office maybe ten times in ten years, and then only in emergency situations.
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Trust me, this was an emergency. I dont like crapping at work either but sometimes when you gotta go, you gotta go.
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OK, that I understand. There have been emergencies where there's no other choice. What I don't get are those guys who use the crapper at work all the time, by choice. That's just sick.
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They do that, but then they dont put any toilet paper on the seat. Thats what really grosses me out.

 
Knap, given all the issues you have with taking a dump at the office I'd recommend you read this thread:

/ Actually, I have a sneaking suspicion that you may have written the post below. :lol:

WALK OF SHAME:

Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with farts, its best to pretend that the smell does not exist. This very uncomfortable walk can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH.

OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER:

This is a colleague who poops at work and is damn proud of it. You will often see an Out of the Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under his or her arm. Always look around the office for the Out of the Closet Pooper before entering the bathroom.

THE POOPING FRIENDS NETWORK (PFN):

A group of coworkers who band together to ensure emergency pooping goes off without incident. The PFN group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of the Out of the Closet Poopers, and help identify SAFE HAVENS.

SAFE HAVENS:

A Safe Haven is a seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex entering the bathroom while you are pooping.

TURD BURGLAR:

This is someone who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a poop at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves to avoid any uncomfortable eye contact.

CAMO-COUGH:

A phony cough that alerts all new entrants to the bathroom that you are in a stall is called a Camo-Cough. This can be used to cover up a WATERMELON, and to alert potential Turd Burglars. The Camo-Cough is very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE.

LINK
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I poop at work. We don't have stalls, just an actual bathroom with a locking door. Everybody knows what you're doing in there, nobody cares. It's like I get paid to poop every day.

Edit:

I guess I should mention that I have had people try to force the actual door open. Well, just one person and it's just because he's a f'ing prick and thinks he owns the joint.

 
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GSG5545 said:
I poop at work. We don't have stalls, just an actual bathroom with a locking door. Everybody knows what you're doing in there, nobody cares. It's like I get paid to poop every day.

Edit:

I guess I should mention that I have had people try to force the actual door open. Well, just one person and it's just because he's a f'ing prick and thinks he owns the joint.
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I believe I speak for Knap when I say:

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GSG5545 said:
I poop at work. We don't have stalls, just an actual bathroom with a locking door. Everybody knows what you're doing in there, nobody cares. It's like I get paid to poop every day.

Edit:

I guess I should mention that I have had people try to force the actual door open. Well, just one person and it's just because he's a f'ing prick and thinks he owns the joint.
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Your mistake is dropping a deuce in your office. You know it's gonna smell like a$$ so I recommend you find another toilet in a different office then dropping the kids off at the pool there. Your office mates will appreciate the away game when you take the Browns to the Super Bowl in a different stadium

 
HuskerfaninOkieland said:
GSG5545 said:
I poop at work. We don't have stalls, just an actual bathroom with a locking door. Everybody knows what you're doing in there, nobody cares. It's like I get paid to poop every day.

Edit:

I guess I should mention that I have had people try to force the actual door open. Well, just one person and it's just because he's a f'ing prick and thinks he owns the joint.
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Your mistake is dropping a deuce in your office. You know it's gonna smell like a$$ so I recommend you find another toilet in a different office then dropping the kids off at the pool there. Your office mates will appreciate the away game when you take the Browns to the Super Bowl in a different stadium
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1. Small office. There are no other bathrooms.

2. We keep air freshener in the bathroom. I use it.

 
GSG5545 said:
HuskerfaninOkieland said:
GSG5545 said:
I poop at work. We don't have stalls, just an actual bathroom with a locking door. Everybody knows what you're doing in there, nobody cares. It's like I get paid to poop every day.

Edit:

I guess I should mention that I have had people try to force the actual door open. Well, just one person and it's just because he's a f'ing prick and thinks he owns the joint.
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Your mistake is dropping a deuce in your office. You know it's gonna smell like a$$ so I recommend you find another toilet in a different office then dropping the kids off at the pool there. Your office mates will appreciate the away game when you take the Browns to the Super Bowl in a different stadium
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1. Small office. There are no other bathrooms.

2. We keep air freshener in the bathroom. I use it.
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1. Go to a completely different building

2. Courtesy flushing also helps

 
HuskerfaninOkieland said:
GSG5545 said:
HuskerfaninOkieland said:
GSG5545 said:
I poop at work. We don't have stalls, just an actual bathroom with a locking door. Everybody knows what you're doing in there, nobody cares. It's like I get paid to poop every day.

Edit:

I guess I should mention that I have had people try to force the actual door open. Well, just one person and it's just because he's a f'ing prick and thinks he owns the joint.
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Your mistake is dropping a deuce in your office. You know it's gonna smell like a$$ so I recommend you find another toilet in a different office then dropping the kids off at the pool there. Your office mates will appreciate the away game when you take the Browns to the Super Bowl in a different stadium
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1. Small office. There are no other bathrooms.

2. We keep air freshener in the bathroom. I use it.
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1. Go to a completely different building

2. Courtesy flushing also helps
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Why would I go to a different building? That's completely unnecessary.

 
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