Thread of Hate

Badgerfan said:
Hammerhead said:
I hate when I take a sh#t, it ends up being a lunker, and it splashes toilet water all over my a$$ when it hits the bowl.
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God...frickin this ^

One of the worst feelings around.
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I actually like when this happens.

Makes the toilet paper slide easier.

I do hate when I've eaten too much Peanut Butter? the day before and it sticks to the inside of my innerds making it difficult to determine when to give up and when to keep on squeezin'..That;s when it's better to use the handicapped stall..Use the bars for leverage..

 
HUSKER 37 said:
Badgerfan said:
Hammerhead said:
I hate when I take a sh#t, it ends up being a lunker, and it splashes toilet water all over my a$$ when it hits the bowl.
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God...frickin this ^

One of the worst feelings around.
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I actually like when this happens.

Makes the toilet paper slide easier.

I do hate when I've eaten too much Peanut Butter? the day before and it sticks to the inside of my innerds making it difficult to determine when to give up and when to keep on squeezin'..That;s when it's better to use the handicapped stall..Use the bars for leverage..
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:rollin

 
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:laughpound

I hate that I now have Randy Newman's "Short People" playing in me 'ead..actually it started a couple of days ago..

I hate that I listened to Ignition? For over 30 seconds and there's no way I'm taking a chance on that R Kelley video..

I hate that Rap lasted even longer than Disco.

I hate when College Football "fans" pine away for Playoffs.

I hate Baseball..Annnd Hockey recently..And Soccer.

I hate toy breeds (Kick Dogs).

I hate going to the Dog Park with my Son when there are Pit Bulls running loose knowing that 2 percent cannot give the rest of them a good name..Same as Lawyers.

I hate that cats and almost all scary girls are from the same foreign planet.

I hate that I still haven't lost the weight I gained over ten years ago when my Wife got pregnant.

I hate that when I ordered "All you can eat" Fish at Chompies, I was more hungry after they cut me off than when I entered ..And that it worked out to cost me $3 per guppy.

I hate that I can't remember where I've seen "Katarina's Poem 10 things I hate about you" before.

I hate housework..And planning on starting it every other weekend..and spending almost all weekend catching up on my sleep..for the past three years.

It's on to it's fourth day in my head now. Whole new level of hate. You can disregard the "day 3" hate toward it if you so choose... On a related note, does anyone know a sure-fire way to get a song out of your head??
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More times than not, finding it on youtube (and playing it)..Usually helps..If that doesn't work, posting it in the "What are you listening to" thread on Huskerboard usually does the trick.

Unless it's "Boomer Sooner"..Then I have to find/play "Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence" from David Bowie.

I hate people who drive 5mph under less than 10 mph over the speed limit, on dry streets..

I hate when I get mail..or when I forget to go to the Clusterf#*k Boxes every month and it gets too full of bulk mail/ads and the Post Office holds the rest of my mail ransom intil I drive the 11 miles to my regional office.

I hate phones..Especially cell phones being used by drivers,,using hand gestures to help get their point across..and always driving 5 mph under the speed limit on dry streets.

I hate HOA's and probably owe mine over $1000 for weeds I still haven't seen or not hiding my trash cans within seconds of the trash truck picking up my crap.

I hate my alarm clock..especially when it seems to insist on going off only three hours after I've finally got off of here and gone to bed.

I hate when I wake up alive most days.

I hate that I don't know who Todd Mcshay is and feel compelled to google her.

I hate when it gets cold enough in AZ to see my breath.

I hate when the local shock jock who was born in Pittsburg? but grew up in Mesa, AZ saying at 5:45AM how absolutely perfect the weather is when my teeth are chattering, my car's thermometer reads 33F and the heat in my house and the new Lab that I work at don't work. And I spent the 1st ~30 years of my life living in the Tundra of Nebraska.

I hate when people write "to" and mean TOO.. or TWO.

I hate losing my eyesight and my short term memory.

I hate that Knapp's Wife may have had Cancer..Or that anyone still gets it.

 
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I hate the "bring back Ekler and/or Sanders" talk.

It isn't going to happen. Both are gone for a reason. Notice how things like injury reports out of practice dropped to near zero once Ekler was gone? Yeah it was his buddies viewing practices leaking all that info, he was the biggest reason info was coming out that Bo wasn't happy with and was told to move on. He's not coming back.

Most people know Sanders was messing around with young women. It's been said by people with much better connections to the AD then me that while in Vegas recruiting he had put a call girl on his university credit card. (see post 11)

Neither are ever coming back. Get over it.

 
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redblooded said:
I hate the "bring back Ekler and/or Sanders" talk.

It isn't going to happen. Both are gone for a reason. Notice how things like injury reports out of practice dropped to near zero once Ekler was gone? Yeah it was his buddies viewing practices leaking all that info, he was the biggest reason info was coming out that Bo wasn't happy with and was told to move on. He's not coming back.

Most people know Sanders was messing around with young women. It's been said by people with much better connections to the AD then me that while in Vegas recruiting he had put a call girl on his university credit card. (see post 11)

Neither are ever coming back. Get over it.
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Wasn't it one of Ekler's buddies who started the whole "Fisher broke his leg" thing and Fisher's parents found out about it before the coaches could call them?

 
jsneb83 said:
redblooded said:
I hate the "bring back Ekler and/or Sanders" talk.

It isn't going to happen. Both are gone for a reason. Notice how things like injury reports out of practice dropped to near zero once Ekler was gone? Yeah it was his buddies viewing practices leaking all that info, he was the biggest reason info was coming out that Bo wasn't happy with and was told to move on. He's not coming back.

Most people know Sanders was messing around with young women. It's been said by people with much better connections to the AD then me that while in Vegas recruiting he had put a call girl on his university credit card. (see post 11)

Neither are ever coming back. Get over it.
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Wasn't it one of Ekler's buddies who started the whole "Fisher broke his leg" thing and Fisher's parents found out about it before the coaches could call them?
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That's the story I heard. It was more then just the one time though. There was a pretty sharp decline on injury information and other insider tidbits hitting the messageboards once he was gone.

 
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I hate people who have lived in Nebraska their entire life, yet somehow the ability to drive in snow has eluded them.

I hate the fact that Walmart is so much cheaper than the grocery store, because I hate Walmart, but I also hate spending more when I know I can get it cheaper somewhere else. My frugality always wins.

I hate the fact that 50% of the times when my frugality wins in the above situation, I end up being sick in some way within the next 3 days.

I hate when you're sick because you went to Walmart, and you have the sh#ts and have to rush to the bathroom, not realizing that your foot fell asleep. And then you faceplant and sprain an ankle.

I hate when you finally get to the bathroom and the toilet paper is out.

I hate when you have to hop on one foot around the house, up the stairs to the other bathroom, without any pants on just to get some toilet paper.

I really f'ing hate Walmart.

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I really hate myself for shopping at Walmart.

 
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broganreynik said:
I hate people who have lived in Nebraska their entire life, yet somehow the ability to drive in snow has eluded them.

I hate the fact that Walmart is so much cheaper than the grocery store, because I hate Walmart, but I also hate spending more when I know I can get it cheaper somewhere else. My frugality always wins.

I hate the fact that 50% of the times when my frugality wins in the above situation, I end up being sick in some way within the next 3 days.

I hate when you're sick because you went to Walmart, and you have the sh#ts and have to rush to the bathroom, not realizing that your foot fell asleep. And then you faceplant and sprain an ankle.

I really f'ing hate Walmart.

and

I really hate myself for shopping at Walmart.
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I really, really, really hate that. +1

 
I hate when I make my every other month trip to walmart and see 20 employees standing around while I'm shopping and don't say a word to me, and then when I go to check out there are three managers standing around talking and I have to wait in line for 15 minutes while grandma Gene has to empty the probiotic out of her cart one bottle at a time and the cashier is so fat that her arms can't move more than a few inches a second. Use you f*ckng radio and call someone up here or better yet earn your f*cking paycheck and do it yourself!

 
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