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Thats where you lost me, the best part about being our age is hooking up with randoms and finding girls at the bars or at a party.This is the true story of Blackshirt007. I do not run around and have sex. It's not because i can't, it's because i hold higher morals and values than that. That wasn't how i was raised. I only want to bang a chick if i have a thing with her and think things are going to be moving forward. Matter of fact i've only slept with an X Gf, and one random. But as you can read in previous posts, i do hang out with lots of women and get to 2nd or 3rd base with just about all of them. That's why i'm not ready for a relationship. I like "hooking up" with girls, without necessarily having sex. These women are real, have names, and i would post pictures of all of them next to the story i type up, but the risk of one person knowing someone that i post is far too dangerous. PM me for God's sake if you want to match pictures with a story. And as most of you can tell, there are a lot of crazy a$$ stories that i post for people to laugh at. I'm not lying, these situations are 100% real i do it to amuse people. i can stop posting my experiences but i figured at least someone got a kick out of them.
Sounds like you have a lot of nice lesbian relationships!This is the true story of Blackshirt007. I do not run around and have sex. It's not because i can't, it's because i hold higher morals and values than that. That wasn't how i was raised. I only want to bang a chick if i have a thing with her and think things are going to be moving forward. Matter of fact i've only slept with an X Gf, and one random. But as you can read in previous posts, i do hang out with lots of women and get to 2nd or 3rd base with just about all of them. That's why i'm not ready for a relationship. I like "hooking up" with girls, without necessarily having sex. These women are real, have names, and i would post pictures of all of them next to the story i type up, but the risk of one person knowing someone that i post is far too dangerous. PM me for God's sake if you want to match pictures with a story. And as most of you can tell, there are a lot of crazy a$$ stories that i post for people to laugh at. I'm not lying, these situations are 100% real i do it to amuse people. i can stop posting my experiences but i figured at least someone got a kick out of them.
first, i do not trust anyone anymore.I only want to bang a chick if i have a thing with her and think things are going to be moving forward.
What's wrong with that? I always ask my wife if she wants to go bang right before she slaps me.first, i do not trust anyone anymore.I only want to bang a chick if i have a thing with her and think things are going to be moving forward.
second, you are a true romantic. (see quoted part, where poster refers to 'banging' chicks he has feeling for).
50 Shades of Reasons 007 Never Gets LaidThis is the true story of Blackshirt007. I do not run around and have sex. It's not because i can't, it's because i hold higher morals and values than that. That wasn't how i was raised. I only want to bang a chick if i have a thing with her and think things are going to be moving forward. Matter of fact i've only slept with an X Gf, and one random. But as you can read in previous posts, i do hang out with lots of women and get to 2nd or 3rd base with just about all of them. That's why i'm not ready for a relationship. I like "hooking up" with girls, without necessarily having sex. These women are real, have names, and i would post pictures of all of them next to the story i type up, but the risk of one person knowing someone that i post is far too dangerous. PM me for God's sake if you want to match pictures with a story. And as most of you can tell, there are a lot of crazy a$$ stories that i post for people to laugh at. I'm not lying, these situations are 100% real i do it to amuse people. i can stop posting my experiences but i figured at least someone got a kick out of them.
i say 'bone', much classier. i just thought that it was funny how he said that. he was conveying a nice, sensitive sentiment and started off with a bang.What's wrong with that? I always ask my wife if she wants to go bang right before she slaps me.first, i do not trust anyone anymore.I only want to bang a chick if i have a thing with her and think things are going to be moving forward.
second, you are a true romantic. (see quoted part, where poster refers to 'banging' chicks he has feeling for).
Nah on the bone. I have this smartass, goofy personna to me. Bang just seems to fit my character a little better. I could never see myself saying "ready to go bone?". It's just not me. "Hey, lets go do some bangin'." That just feels right.i say 'bone', much classier. i just thought that it was funny how he said that. he was conveying a nice, sensitive sentiment and started off with a bang.What's wrong with that? I always ask my wife if she wants to go bang right before she slaps me.first, i do not trust anyone anymore.I only want to bang a chick if i have a thing with her and think things are going to be moving forward.
second, you are a true romantic. (see quoted part, where poster refers to 'banging' chicks he has feeling for).
i totally understand. you just got to follow your heart. i will say that, 'ready to go bone', does not have the same feel as 'ready to bone'. 'bone' is a little more evocative of my love-making style.Nah on the bone. I have this smartass, goofy personna to me. Bang just seems to fit my character a little better. I could never see myself saying "ready to go bone?". It's just not me. "Hey, lets go do some bangin'." That just feels right.i say 'bone', much classier. i just thought that it was funny how he said that. he was conveying a nice, sensitive sentiment and started off with a bang.What's wrong with that? I always ask my wife if she wants to go bang right before she slaps me.first, i do not trust anyone anymore.I only want to bang a chick if i have a thing with her and think things are going to be moving forward.
second, you are a true romantic. (see quoted part, where poster refers to 'banging' chicks he has feeling for).
And on that note, I better set a reminder to make sure I log off my account.
should you not go with 'make babies' or 'procreate' then?My wife's a devout catholic. That wouldnt go over too well. I stick with "bang".