Thread of Hate

Did you guys hear that Justin Bieber came out to Colorado to go camping?

When he got to town, he told his people that he needed to go get some camping gear. They tried to take him to Sports Authority, but The Biebs got upset.

He told them, "I can't shop at Sports Authority."

They asked, "Why not?"

Biebs said, "Because I love d!(k's!"

 
I still like Lauren better than Audrina

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I would let her touch my penis

 
I hate that I can't stop watching The Hills reruns! I just want to hump that Audrina chick! She's yummy! I'd have her babies! I bet she bangs like a champ.
i had to google her because i like good programming. however, i found this. good spank bank material.
She has noodz out there that would probably do the job better. Give it a look.
i like to exercise my imagination, that way i am multitasking.

 
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