Thread of Hate

I hate that my girlfriend tries to sabotage my online FIFA matches.
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Does distracting things to break my intense focus on the game (and yes that includes what you're thinking lol).. after 3 years, I've grown used to it and have actually used it to my advantage a time or two.. but still...

I live for FIFA. It is kind of my "me" time also. When she is doing her sh#t you don't see me trying to f#*k with her.

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Did you ever play soccer?

What team do you use???

 
This doesn't really belong here because I don't hate the guy, nor does it belong in the "Douschebag Hall of Fame" because he's not a douche. But the Johnny Manziel thread shows a bizarre amount of concern over a guy who has nothing to do with Nebraska football, prompting me to wonder, does "jmfb" stand for Johnny Manziel Fan Boy?
Johnny Manziel's F#*k Buddy.

 
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I hate that my girlfriend tries to sabotage my online FIFA matches.
Go on...
Does distracting things to break my intense focus on the game (and yes that includes what you're thinking lol).. after 3 years, I've grown used to it and have actually used it to my advantage a time or two.. but still...

I live for FIFA. It is kind of my "me" time also. When she is doing her sh#t you don't see me trying to f#*k with her.

PUN INTENDED
Did you ever play soccer?

What team do you use???
Yes.

I didn't really have a primary team - really depended on who I was playing and how good they were in person.

Online, it really depended on countries or clubs, but the club I used most often was NY Red Bulls - occasionally I'd use Man U, Milan, Bayern, or the LA Galaxy. Countries I primarily used the Ivory Coast or Sweden - sometimes I used Germany or Brazil. Online it is obviously tougher to gauge and I'd typically use the Red Bulls, but there were occasions I knew some people were good from previous matches and would use a better team. It gets kind of boring playing the same f'ers using Barcelona and not knowing if they are good or not, because a half decent player using Barcelona will be able to easily handle a good player using the Red Bulls.

 
Pisses me off that I got a new work radio last week for background music while working on home construction projects, and my kid took the knobs off and fed them to the dog. HEY, IT'S NOT FUNNY DAMNIT!!

 
Pisses me off that I got a new work radio last week for background music while working on home construction projects, and my kid took the knobs off and fed them to the dog. HEY, IT'S NOT FUNNY DAMNIT!!
Is this same dog you bought without your wifes consent?

 
I hate the, 'Kenny Bell Rule':

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I hate when you try to open a snack pack but you squeeze too hard and get chocolate pudding everywhere.

I hate when I change my oil that it takes me 10 minutes to put the new filter on.

I hate when someone microwaves food but stops the microwave just before the time is up so it just blinks "0:03" all day.

I hate when its Spring time and ants invade my mailbox...seriously no matter where I've lived that sh#t happens every year.

I hate people that talk loudly in public about stuff I don't care about...

I hate those stupid "meet and greet" games you have to play.

I hate most of the people I see in Wal-Mart

I hate most of the people I see in Starbucks

I hate anything before 7AM

I hate people that treat their pets as something more than animals.

I hate when people don't take care of their kids well enough...or too well.

I hate people who make broad preachy political or religious statements without knowing sh#t.

I hate people that slow almost to a stop before making a turn.

I hate people that send around jokes, stories or any other mindless sh#t in work emails.

I hate when I can't find the droids I'm looking for.

...and the list goes on...
"Encore!"

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I hate all that stuff too...

 
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On a related note, does anyone know a sure-fire way to get a song out of your head??
Yea, there's this website that describes alot of methods for......uh, scratch that. Most people f^%$k it up(and then they have some serious issues) and therefore it could not be completely endorsed as 'sure fire.'

 
I hate it when I post a pic of some young female on a football blog for nothing but wholesome reasons, thinking she's a college student and what not and it turns out to be somebody's 15 year old daughter they just happens to be checking out my post and the mom happens to be a feminista and its off to the races playin' the pedo card: I really hate it when that happens. And then her peeps jump on the bandwagon and that sh^t is near impossible to make it stop.

Look, how am I supposed to know ages of young women. especially from web photgraphs, and if they are wearing librarian style glasses that makes them look smart and mature and stuff? 16 year olds can look 25+ since there're alot of hormones in those happy meals these days so, you know, they 'fill out' by the time they're.....and I dont hang out with the young crowd anyway, so how the h@ll am I sposed to know....ah crap, there's no easy way to talk about this.

But I hate dat when it happens.

(note: humor piece)

 
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