Thread of Hate

[ZRod]

I hate when people post nonsense ike, "We need to hire David Shaw, he would come here herp derp derp...".

Well he totally would! Gawl...

 

[beanman]

I hate people at buffets that use the gravy spoon to form the gravy hole in their mashed potatoes. I don't want soupy mashed potatoes floating around the gravy tray you pricks! Knock that sh#t off!

 

[True2tRA]

I hate when people post nonsense ike, "We need to hire David Shaw, he would come here herp derp derp...".

Well he totally would! Gawl...

Holy sh#t that is funny! Plus one

 

[RedRedJarvisRedwine]

Kurt Derpstreet and his pretty mouth!

 

[NUance]

I hate people at buffets that use the gravy spoon to form the gravy hole in their mashed potatoes. I don't want soupy mashed potatoes floating around the gravy tray you pricks! Knock that sh#t off!

I hate it when people call a gravy ladle a spoon.

/ first world problems

 

[tschu]

I hate how your work your a$$ off to get ahead and then BOOM one medical problem and one auto accident and you're back to square 1. Life has been pretty cruel for the last 4 years.

 

[NUance]

The bartender puts the drink on the bar in front of me. Jack Daniels. On the rocks. Problem is, there is only 1" of booze in the glass. Booze and ice. Hell, is that even an ounce? Barely. Maybe. Six and one-half mother f'ing dollars for an ounce? I hate that.

 

[Blackshirts007]

The bartender puts the drink on the bar in front of me. Jack Daniels. On the rocks. Problem is, there is only 1" of booze in the glass. Booze and ice. Hell, is that even an ounce? Barely. Maybe. Six and one-half mother f'ing dollars for an ounce? I hate that.

you have to tell the bartender you are allergic to ice. they laugh at first, but if you can keep a straight face you'd be surprised how many times you will get a drink with no ice.

 

[Ratt Mhule]

The bartender puts the drink on the bar in front of me. Jack Daniels. On the rocks. Problem is, there is only 1" of booze in the glass. Booze and ice. Hell, is that even an ounce? Barely. Maybe. Six and one-half mother f'ing dollars for an ounce? I hate that.

you have to tell the bartender you are allergic to ice. they laugh at first, but if you can keep a straight face you'd be surprised how many times you will get a drink with no ice.

Its called neat. And people order whiskey neat all the time. You still get the same amount of liquor w/ or w/o ice.

 

[sd'sker]

The bartender puts the drink on the bar in front of me. Jack Daniels. On the rocks. Problem is, there is only 1" of booze in the glass. Booze and ice. Hell, is that even an ounce? Barely. Maybe. Six and one-half mother f'ing dollars for an ounce? I hate that.

you have to tell the bartender you are allergic to ice. they laugh at first, but if you can keep a straight face you'd be surprised how many times you will get a drink with no ice.

that is hilarious that you think you need some contrived and convoluted ruse to get a drink without ice; or as adults call it, "neat".

 

[ZRod]

The bartender puts the drink on the bar in front of me. Jack Daniels. On the rocks. Problem is, there is only 1" of booze in the glass. Booze and ice. Hell, is that even an ounce? Barely. Maybe. Six and one-half mother f'ing dollars for an ounce? I hate that.

you have to tell the bartender you are allergic to ice. they laugh at first, but if you can keep a straight face you'd be surprised how many times you will get a drink with no ice.

that is hilarious that you think you need some contrived and convoluted ruse to get a drink without ice; or as adults call it, "neat".

 

[ShawnWatson]

The bartender puts the drink on the bar in front of me. Jack Daniels. On the rocks. Problem is, there is only 1" of booze in the glass. Booze and ice. Hell, is that even an ounce? Barely. Maybe. Six and one-half mother f'ing dollars for an ounce? I hate that.

you have to tell the bartender you are allergic to ice. they laugh at first, but if you can keep a straight face you'd be surprised how many times you will get a drink with no ice.

that is hilarious that you think you need some contrived and convoluted ruse to get a drink without ice; or as adults call it, "neat".

You know he tells everybody this trick and they just smile and nod.

 

[Ratt Mhule]

The bartender puts the drink on the bar in front of me. Jack Daniels. On the rocks. Problem is, there is only 1" of booze in the glass. Booze and ice. Hell, is that even an ounce? Barely. Maybe. Six and one-half mother f'ing dollars for an ounce? I hate that.

you have to tell the bartender you are allergic to ice. they laugh at first, but if you can keep a straight face you'd be surprised how many times you will get a drink with no ice.

that is hilarious that you think you need some contrived and convoluted ruse to get a drink without ice; or as adults call it, "neat".

You know he tells everybody this trick and they just smile and nod.

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[ShawnWatson]

Touché.

 

[walksalone]

Touché.