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One morning a woman wrote the same note to three different people. The first was a bank robber, who laughed at the note and threw it away. The second was an Australian, who also threw the note away. The third was a reverend, who was very sad to received the note. What was happening?
The woman was a traffic warden who wrote the three parking tickets. The bank robber had parked a stolen car which he intended to dump after the robbery, so he threw the ticket away. The tourist was returning to Australia shortly, so he threw his ticket away. The reverend was sad because he would have to pay his fine.