Wake Up Call (Need to Vent)

Nigel87

Nigel87

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It's almost 3 am here, and why am I up at such an odd hour?

Well I've been up for almost a f'ing hour when I was woken up by a loud crash. Before I turned on the lamp, I already knew what the cause of the sound was: the f'ing shelf giving out in my closet A-f'ing-GAIN!!!!

THIS HAPPENED A MONTH AGO! THAT TIME I WASTED A WEEKEND RE-ENFORCING THE f'ing SHELF IN MY f'ing CLOSET! TONIGHT IT WOKE UP THE ENTIRE HOUSE WHO ALL WENT BACK TO BED, EXCEPT FOR ME! I CAN'T SLEEP AND I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING TO KILL SOMEONE! WHERE ARE THE sCUm or KSUcks FANS WHEN YOU NEED THEM!!!!

ANYWAYS I SHOULD GET BACK TO TRANSFERRING ALL MY CLOTHES THAT WERE HANGING UP TO MY OLD DRESSER (I DON'T NEED TO BE DOING THIS EVERY MONTH).

ugh, that felt good.

 
haha.

My dad a few years ago had that happen to him. (not the porn, but the clothes rack) It fell in the middle of the night and he had to come wake me up and help him move sh#t.

 
The thing that gets me is is this is the 5th time this has happened.

Twice when we first moved in, twice last month (2nd time was when I was hanging my clothes back up) and then last night.

I took out the shelf... I don't need to be fixing it every month when it falls. :angry:

As for the porn I put that under my bed :lol:

 
Wadda ya wear lead shields like I wear at work?????? j/k pron should be stored at the most appropriate site the FREAKIN' bathroom :corndance

 
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Oh yeah well get woke up in the middle of the night from a hair dryer falling in the bathroom closet and live with a skitish wife who makes you get up and practice your S.W.A.T. moves at 0200 hours!!!! I almost shot myself in the mirror twice!!!! :angry:

 
BIGREDIOWAN said:
Oh yeah well get woke up in the middle of the night from a hair dryer falling in the bathroom closet and live with a skitish wife who makes you get up and practice your S.W.A.T. moves at 0200 hours!!!! I almost shot myself in the mirror twice!!!! :angry:
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Is that kind of like a dog barking at himself in the mirror. BRI you kill me :rollin :rollin :rollin

 
huskernumerouno said:
BIGREDIOWAN said:
Oh yeah well get woke up in the middle of the night from a hair dryer falling in the bathroom closet and live with a skitish wife who makes you get up and practice your S.W.A.T. moves at 0200 hours!!!! I almost shot myself in the mirror twice!!!! :angry:
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Is that kind of like a dog barking at himself in the mirror. BRI you kill me :rollin :rollin :rollin
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You should have seen the look on my face when I saw my own reflection!!!! I was like "holy sh#t get on the ground!!!" I have my gun drawn down and everything!!! :ahhhhhhhh

 
BIGREDIOWAN said:
huskernumerouno said:
BIGREDIOWAN said:
Oh yeah well get woke up in the middle of the night from a hair dryer falling in the bathroom closet and live with a skitish wife who makes you get up and practice your S.W.A.T. moves at 0200 hours!!!! I almost shot myself in the mirror twice!!!! :angry:
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Is that kind of like a dog barking at himself in the mirror. BRI you kill me :rollin :rollin :rollin
Click to expand...
You should have seen the look on my face when I saw my own reflection!!!! I was like "holy sh#t get on the ground!!!" I have my gun drawn down and everything!!! :ahhhhhhhh
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so which one dropped the gun you or you

 
huskernumerouno said:
BIGREDIOWAN said:
huskernumerouno said:
BIGREDIOWAN said:
Oh yeah well get woke up in the middle of the night from a hair dryer falling in the bathroom closet and live with a skitish wife who makes you get up and practice your S.W.A.T. moves at 0200 hours!!!! I almost shot myself in the mirror twice!!!! :angry:
Click to expand...
Is that kind of like a dog barking at himself in the mirror. BRI you kill me :rollin :rollin :rollin
Click to expand...
You should have seen the look on my face when I saw my own reflection!!!! I was like "holy sh#t get on the ground!!!" I have my gun drawn down and everything!!! :ahhhhhhhh
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so which one dropped the gun you or you
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Should have seen me one night true story..................I heard a noise in the house so I wake up and reach for my gun....................dammit if I didn't leave it in the room down the hallway in my duty belt. So I grab one of my dogs and creep down the hallway with it............I swear to god I heard a noise in the bathroom hallway right before you get to the other bedroom. So I'm thinking.............some a-hole is hiding in the bathroom and is going to wait until I walk by to f#*k me up. So I'm like what the hell am I going to do...........I look down at my little dog and think "AH HA!!!!" So I take my little dog and do a quick sprint past the bathroom door, but as I'm passing the door I throw him in the bathroom in a sacrificial type of way. I run in the other room grab my gun and go back to the bathroom. I turn on the light and my dog is sitting in the middle of the bathroom looking at me like "Yeah real manly sacrifice the little dog to save your own a$$!!! What a d!(k!!!" My wife laughed her a$$ off........... :lol:

 
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