Wake Up Call (Need to Vent)

BIGREDIOWAN said:
huskernumerouno said:
BIGREDIOWAN said:
huskernumerouno said:
BIGREDIOWAN said:
Oh yeah well get woke up in the middle of the night from a hair dryer falling in the bathroom closet and live with a skitish wife who makes you get up and practice your S.W.A.T. moves at 0200 hours!!!! I almost shot myself in the mirror twice!!!! :angry:
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Is that kind of like a dog barking at himself in the mirror. BRI you kill me :rollin :rollin :rollin
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You should have seen the look on my face when I saw my own reflection!!!! I was like "holy sh#t get on the ground!!!" I have my gun drawn down and everything!!! :ahhhhhhhh
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so which one dropped the gun you or you
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Should have seen me one night true story..................I heard a noise in the house so I wake up and reach for my gun....................dammit if I didn't leave it in the room down the hallway in my duty belt. So I grab one of my dogs and creep down the hallway with it............I swear to god I heard a noise in the bathroom hallway right before you get to the other bedroom. So I'm thinking.............some a-hole is hiding in the bathroom and is going to wait until I walk by to f#*k me up. So I'm like what the hell am I going to do...........I look down at my little dog and think "AH HA!!!!" So I take my little dog and do a quick sprint past the bathroom door, but as I'm passing the door I throw him in the bathroom in a sacrificial type of way. I run in the other room grab my gun and go back to the bathroom. I turn on the light and my dog is sitting in the middle of the bathroom looking at me like "Yeah real manly sacrifice the little dog to save your own a$$!!! What a d!(k!!!" My wife laughed her a$$ off........... :lol:
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:clap :rollin :rollin :rollin

 
BIGREDIOWAN said:
huskernumerouno said:
BIGREDIOWAN said:
huskernumerouno said:
BIGREDIOWAN said:
Oh yeah well get woke up in the middle of the night from a hair dryer falling in the bathroom closet and live with a skitish wife who makes you get up and practice your S.W.A.T. moves at 0200 hours!!!! I almost shot myself in the mirror twice!!!! :angry:
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Is that kind of like a dog barking at himself in the mirror. BRI you kill me :rollin :rollin :rollin
Click to expand...
You should have seen the look on my face when I saw my own reflection!!!! I was like "holy sh#t get on the ground!!!" I have my gun drawn down and everything!!! :ahhhhhhhh
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so which one dropped the gun you or you
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Should have seen me one night true story..................I heard a noise in the house so I wake up and reach for my gun....................dammit if I didn't leave it in the room down the hallway in my duty belt. So I grab one of my dogs and creep down the hallway with it............I swear to god I heard a noise in the bathroom hallway right before you get to the other bedroom. So I'm thinking.............some a-hole is hiding in the bathroom and is going to wait until I walk by to f#*k me up. So I'm like what the hell am I going to do...........I look down at my little dog and think "AH HA!!!!" So I take my little dog and do a quick sprint past the bathroom door, but as I'm passing the door I throw him in the bathroom in a sacrificial type of way. I run in the other room grab my gun and go back to the bathroom. I turn on the light and my dog is sitting in the middle of the bathroom looking at me like "Yeah real manly sacrifice the little dog to save your own a$$!!! What a d!(k!!!" My wife laughed her a$$ off........... :lol:
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It was a set up by your wife. She had something rigged to make a noise and then watch you. great comedy

 
Back in the day I had to wear a pager for work and the PD was always calling me in for emergency kinda crap I was a Public Works Superintendent then. Anyway, one night my dog a 120lb rott/dobie stands up and fur is standing on end with a low growl that would scare Satan. I grab my gun(i'm paranoid, it's Cali.) and search the house with my dog at my side when he went berserk and ran back to the bedroom. I'm thinking that someone is coming into the slider in the bedroom. I'm shaking like Don Knotts in that movie. The noise was my pager vibrating on the nightstand. DUH no swat moves just if I had pulled the trigger that much shaking would have been full auto. Now I just worry about the TRP being out of battery. Sure luv the old wheel guns.

 
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