What I am going to give up for lent

My favorite part about Lent is accidentally harassing my girlfriend. For example, you're apparently supposed to fast on Ash Wednesday, something I didn't know. I spent the whole day eating in front of her and even brought food to her apartment, continually forgetting that she couldn't eat a lot that day. Personally, I think fasting is ridiculous, but each to their own.

She also gave up sweets, and now (Friday) I continue to accidentally offer her candy or tell her about how many oreos I had while watching Archer last night (at least 10.)
I believe I'm safe in assuming that, based on this post, you've given up sex for Lent?

 
My first two answers were already taken.

(Religeon and eating belly button lent..er..lint)

Soooo.

Huskerboard!

(too late?)

 
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It's symbolic because Jesus fasted for 40 days lead up to his return to Jersualem. So the practice should end on Palm Sunday, not Easter, but I'm not about to tell A catholic that they're wrong because it would just become a silly argument.

That being said I am, as always, giving up wearing thong underwear.

 
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