What to get Mike Riley for 'retirement'

[KazLong]

Choo Choo train set?

 

[RedRex]

Tomorrow's Omaha World Herald announcing his firing in a frame.

 

[PaulCrewe]

A clue

 

[Redux]

Sprinkles

 

[Red Dead Redemption]

A free prostate exam? Shouldn't he have one regularly at his age?

We'd just be returning the favor -- it sure feels like we are getting one....