Why do random hot girls half my age with no apparent female friends and a fondness for Michael Jackson videos keep trying to add me on facebook?

[HUSKER 37]

Dorothy's Sister

You really don't have a clue?

Me

Can't be my boyish good looks.

Dorothy's Sister

World's oldest profession, guy.

Me

Chariot Mechanic?

Dorothy's Sister

Lol! Funny! Come on! I know you're not that dense!

Me

You should see me try to swim

Dorothy's Sister

Thanks for the laugh and smile, 37!

Me

So you're saying they really don't find me or my chariot attractive?

Dorothy's Sister

You know how I feel about you

Big Brother's Skydiving Buddy

I know the feeling 37.

Dorothy's Sister

It could be a guy wanting personal info to scam ya. Either way they just want your money.

Old Football Buddy

I have this probelm all the time. I'm hot! There's no denying it! It could be the same for you. But I wouldn't know! Ask Dorothy's fat Sister

Dorothy's Sister

OFB,! You are being onery tonight! I'm still waiting for my fruity drink! lol!

Old GF that got married twice before giving in

I don't know what this is all about...but I would like a fruity drink too OFB..37..I think you are just a lucky guy!

Me

After me millions 'eh? I enjoy a challenge..Plus I'm tired of always having to inflate my current girl friend just to get in the car pool lane..Is lager considered a fruity drink?

But HOW could I not trust THIS face?

Me

I asked around at work...I'm changing my answer to apple picker as the oldest profession.

 

[walksalone]

Because they want you to wake up in a bathtub full of ice with a cell phone...

Don't fall for it homie...

 

[HUSKER 37]

Sounds almost exactly like my Honeymoon.

 

[HUSKER 37]

You might be right, though...Judging by her 47 guy friends..They look like nobody would miss them.

 

[RedRedJarvisRedwine]

I think I see an Adam's apple! Fool me once.......!

 

[carlfense]

I think I see an Adam's apple! Fool me once.......!

I, too, remember HuskerJen.

 

[NUance]

Why do random hot girls half my age with no apparent female friends and a fondness for Michael Jackson videos keep trying to add me on facebook?

HB record for longest thread title.

Re the chick: Wow! She is a little hottie alright. But maybe you should use your ex-wife's credit card--just in case the issue of payment comes up. :lol:

 

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[HUSKER 37]

Why do random hot girls half my age with no apparent female friends and a fondness for Michael Jackson videos keep trying to add me on facebook?

HB record for longest thread title.

Re the chick: Wow! She is a little hottie alright. But maybe you should use your ex-wife's credit card--just in case the issue of payment comes up. :lol:

Fugen Brilliant!!!

 

[HUSKER 37]

I wonder how many bags of ice she'd have to tote upstairs to fill one of my bathtubs..