Would You Rather?

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degenerates into clumsy finger banging. Anyhow, lets play!

Would you rather...

Be "pleasured" by the cast of Steel Magnolias?

Or...

Give the Nickleback lead singer a high five?

 
Daryl Hannah? And Julia Roberts?

SCHWING!!!

vs

Touch tummys with some greasy haired dude that has a voice meant for country music?

No contest!!!

 
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Cast of Steel Magnolias...

With a few conditions

1) There's a 55 gallon drum of KY availble (astro glide, is a suitable replacement)

2) Sally fields is wearing a wetsuit

3) Julia Roberts is wearing nothing, except a conquistador's helmet

4) The two old chicks have to wrestle in cottage cheese

5) At the conclusion, they all have to chip in and buy me a new truck.

 
walksalone said:
Cast of Steel Magnolias...

With a few conditions

1) There's a 55 gallon drum of KY availble (astro glide, is a suitable replacement)

2) Sally fields is wearing a wetsuit

3) Julia Roberts is wearing nothing, except a conquistador's helmet

4) The two old chicks have to wrestle in cottage cheese

5) At the conclusion, they all have to chip in and buy me a new truck.
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Spooky how similar that is to my night last night.

 
I think you got to add a 'would you rather' to play this thread. Like the over/under thread.

Nebula said:
degenerates into clumsy finger banging. Anyhow, lets play!

Would you rather...

Be "pleasured" by the cast of Steel Magnolias?

Or...

Give the Nickleback lead singer a high five?
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High five. (wife prolly wouldn't appreciate me getting pleasured. Yeah, I'm whipped in that way.)

Would you rather:

1) get your ear pierced with a paper punch.

2) have somebody pull all the fingernails off your left hand with pliers.

 
nuance said:
I think you got to add a 'would you rather' to play this thread. Like the over/under thread.

Would you rather:

1) get your ear pierced with a paper punch.

2) have somebody pull all the fingernails off your left hand with pliers.
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Paper punch, the left hand is WAAAAAAAY to important. Unless the piercing is in the gay ear then we'd have ourselves a little conundrum

 
nuance said:
High five. (wife prolly wouldn't appreciate me getting pleasured. Yeah, I'm whipped in that way.)

Would you rather:

1) get your ear pierced with a paper punch.

2) have somebody pull all the fingernails off your left hand with pliers.
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I can appreciate that, nuance. My wife hates Nickleback though. I'm going pierced ear...it'll bring me back to my Ecstacy Seattle Rave days. Wait...no. I swore I'd NEVER go back. The techno is only now working it's way out of my feverish nightmares. Fingernails it is!

Would you rather:

1.) Rub one out in front of your grandfather?

or

2.) Legally change your name to "Child Pornography?"

Man...I clearly will do anything instead of what I should be doing, namely, studying Nuclear Physics. (A very simplified, skeletal version of Nuclear Physics anyway.) I apologize immediately for this post. I'm an idiot. (Who isn't very close to his grandfather, apparently.)

 
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