Youthful Shenanigans

[Redux]

I got so wasted for the Huskers season opener two years ago I passed out at 3am and awoke around 4:30am to take a leak. Thought I was in bathroom but was only a few feet from bed. Ol lady was not impressed.

#yolo

 

[GSG]

Before I disclose anything, I have to look up some statutes of limitations in Iowa

 

[sd'sker]

i once order jimmy john's to be delivered, but i fell asleep before it arrived. do not worry though, i prepaid.

 

[Redux]

i once order jimmy john's to be delivered, but i fell asleep before it arrived. do not worry though, i prepaid.

Wonder who the lucky bastard to get free JJs was

 

[ADS]

i once order jimmy john's to be delivered, but i fell asleep before it arrived. do not worry though, i prepaid.

Wonder who the lucky bastard to get free JJs was

Probably NUPolo, I've heard he was a delivery driver.

 

[NUpolo8]

i once order jimmy john's to be delivered, but i fell asleep before it arrived. do not worry though, i prepaid.

Wonder who the lucky bastard to get free JJs was

Probably NUPolo, I've heard he was a delivery driver.

I run a brothel.

 

[Redux]

i once order jimmy john's to be delivered, but i fell asleep before it arrived. do not worry though, i prepaid.

Wonder who the lucky bastard to get free JJs was

Probably NUPolo, I've heard he was a delivery driver.

I run a brothel.

Directions? And is there a Groupon available?

 

[NUpolo8]

i once order jimmy john's to be delivered, but i fell asleep before it arrived. do not worry though, i prepaid.

Wonder who the lucky bastard to get free JJs was

Probably NUPolo, I've heard he was a delivery driver.

I run a brothel.

Directions? And is there a Groupon available?

The best way to get to all my hot chicks is to download this app on your phone called Grindr. It might freak you out at first, but be cool, it's just a cover. Soon enough some really cool dude will want to meet you somewhere and give you the directions to my place with hot chicks. Works out great.

 

[knapplc]

In my youth I committed petty theft on numerous occasions.

I rolled/totaled my car.

I was involved in over a dozen bare-knuckle, bloody fistfights.

I dated a stripper.

I wandered around campus in my underwear, drunk.

I shattered windows in a residence with balloons launched from my backyard, then hid from the consequences.

I set an entire ditch on fire.

I nearly burned my parents' house down. More than once.

EDIT

Forgot at least one:

I (and friends) hotboxed our cars on numerous occasions.

 

[NUpolo8]

In my youth I committed petty theft on numerous occasions.
I rolled/totaled my car.

I was involved in over a dozen bare-knuckle, bloody fistfights.

I dated a stripper.

I wandered around campus in my underwear, drunk.

I shattered windows in a residence with balloons launched from my backyard, then hid from the consequences.

I set an entire ditch on fire.

I nearly burned my parents' house down. More than once.

You also patronized the Tubbery.

 

[Ulty]

Knapplc's 2nd grade photo:

 

[darkhorse85]

I beat the total sh#t out of a car that had been sitting in a field by my parents farm for a while.

I stabbed a man in the heart with a trident.

I forgot to feed my goldfish and it died.

Only two of the above are true.

 

[Redux]

Should I also rouphie myself prior to the meeting with the guy in order to not be able to lead any unwanted customers to the brothel?

 

[NUance]

My exploits are just too wild to disclose in this thread. True story.

 

[GM_Tood]

My exploits are just too wild to disclose in this thread. True story.