So this conversation actually happened...

[The Dude]

Should've went for it man. You'll regret this until your dying day.

 

[ShawnWatson]

That lady seems like a real see you next Tuesday

 

[sd'sker]

That lady seems like a real see you next Tuesday

SW! out of line, bro.

 

[sd'sker]

I know I'm reaching, but is there ANY way that there is something lost in the translation/slang and this woman actually worked for one of those overseas leagues for washed-up, rehabbing, fallen on hard times, former NBA players?

this makes sense.

 

[Foppa]

I know I'm reaching, but is there ANY way that there is something lost in the translation/slang and this woman actually worked for one of those overseas leagues for washed-up, rehabbing, fallen on hard times, former NBA players?

this makes sense.

Maybe if I was calling the Breakers' head office (the professional team that Tai Webster's brother plays for) but there isn't any chance this lady has any connections to anything.

 

[Ulty]

How it should have ended:

Julie: I notice an accent. Where are you from?

I'm a f&$kin' American. You're the one with the funny accent ya damn kiwi.

USA!

USA!

USA!

*hang up phone*

In no way do I actually condone this sort of xenophobic jingoism.

 

[NUance]

So then, you're not one of the numerous 6' tall white guys who played in the NBA?

/ Or 6' tall of any race.

 

[Foppa]

So then, you're not one of the numerous 6' tall white guys who played in the NBA?

/ Or 6' tall of any race.

Maybe not...but it might have helped (no) if I told her I was taller than Johnny Manziel

 

[GM_Tood]

Can I get Julie's number?

 

[huskeraddict]

Trying to replace Tai Webster is going much worse than New Zealand had expected.

 

[Minnesota_husker]

Trying to replace Tai Webster is going much worse than New Zealand had expected.

Deverell Biggs is available.

 

[Foppa]

Can I get Julie's number?

She sounded a little 'mature'. not mentality-wise, but '5-pack-a-day-wise.'

 

[GSG]

If she smokes, she pokes

 

[Foppa]

If she smokes, she pokes

She kinda sounded like the landlord in the movie 'Kingpin' but with an accent.

 

[StPaulHusker]

If she smokes, she pokes

She kinda sounded like the landlord in the movie 'Kingpin' but with an accent.