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[Minnesota_husker]

i had a girlfriend once

And then she had you kicked out of the Fat Toad... best relationship...EVER!

 

[Count 'Bility]

i had a girlfriend once

And then she had you kicked out of the Fat Toad... best relationship...EVER!

Oh yeah. Only lasted a few minutes

In more than one way.......

 

[StPaulHusker]

i had a girlfriend once

And then she had you kicked out of the Fat Toad... best relationship...EVER!

Oh yeah. Only lasted a few minutes

In more than one way.......

Landlords relationship with the bouncer that kicked him out lasted longer than the relationship with the girl.

 

[Landlord]

Landlords relationship with the bouncer that kicked him out lasted longer than the relationship with the girl.

Her loss, his gain.

Now that I think about it this sounds way too much like the plot of bad homoerotic porn oh god

 

[GM_Tood]

i had a girlfriend once

And then she had you kicked out of the Fat Toad... best relationship...EVER!

Oh yeah. Only lasted a few minutes

In more than one way.......

 

[KazLong]

When I had one yes, she liked it but only certain kinds. Cartoon porn is weird.

Is that all you got?

same.

 

[The Dude]

We watched a lot more when she worked at Doctor John's. Strictly for product knowledge purposes, of course.

She's picky, but into it for the most part.

Cartoon porn is a waste of time.

 

[ADS]

Have you guys ever noticed that in porn a girl basically goes from being an amateur to a milf? There seems to be no in between.

 

[Redux]

Have you guys ever noticed that in porn a girl basically goes from being an amateur to a milf? There seems to be no in between.

Well the amount of punishment they take as a "barely legal" ages them straight to MILF range in a few years. A couple mandingo scenes and its hard to classify cute Tiffany the Teen as an innocent young lady. The fix? Give her some implants and put her in a suit dress and say shes a mom or teacher.

 

[RedRedJarvisRedwine]

Have you guys ever noticed that in porn a girl basically goes from being an amateur to a milf? There seems to be no in between.

What would a good name for someone in the middle of those two labels?

 

[RedRedJarvisRedwine]

Have you guys ever noticed that in porn a girl basically goes from being an amateur to a milf? There seems to be no in between.

Well the amount of punishment they take as a "barely legal" ages them straight to MILF range in a few years. A couple mandingo scenes and its hard to classify cute Tiffany the Teen as an innocent young lady. The fix? Give her some implants and put her in a suit dress and say shes a mom or teacher.

What is this Mandingo you speak of?

 

[Redux]

Have you guys ever noticed that in porn a girl basically goes from being an amateur to a milf? There seems to be no in between.

Well the amount of punishment they take as a "barely legal" ages them straight to MILF range in a few years. A couple mandingo scenes and its hard to classify cute Tiffany the Teen as an innocent young lady. The fix? Give her some implants and put her in a suit dress and say shes a mom or teacher.

What is this Mandingo you speak of?

Its a terrifying accidental mouse click that will haunt your dreams

 

[ADS]

Have you guys ever noticed that in porn a girl basically goes from being an amateur to a milf? There seems to be no in between.

What would a good name for someone in the middle of those two labels?

Your wife.
Nailed it

 

[RedRedJarvisRedwine]

Have you guys ever noticed that in porn a girl basically goes from being an amateur to a milf? There seems to be no in between.

What would a good name for someone in the middle of those two labels?

Your wife.Nailed it

At least someone's getting some lately, sheesh!

 

[HUSKER 37]

Have you guys ever noticed that in porn a girl basically goes from being an amateur to a milf? There seems to be no in between.

What would a good name for someone in the middle of those two labels?

"no in between"