Porn!

[NUpolo8]

 

[Mierin]

My guy does and I don't give a crap. (As long as it's not when I need him).

Need him for what?

Flick the bean, find the little man in the canoe, taste the taco...

How could you be so crude... in a topic called Porn! in the Woodshed forum.

I sincerely hope I didn't offend whatever feminine sensibilities you may have left.

My guy does and I don't give a crap. (As long as it's not when I need him).

Need him for what?

for touching me with his doodad

Doodad? He's just some kind of object to you?

tallywacker? dangle? hotrod?

 

[beanman]

hard salami

one-eye'd optomotrist

 

[Ratt Mhule]

I say we do a Huskerboard adult film. I know a guy that can get me a half dozen girls or so. Ive seen a few of them, be glad we wouldn't be paying by the pound. We will need someone to write a script. I have adequate equipment for making the film. Need a few extras as well as a costume designer. Im sure Count and Sd will be fighting for the job of fluffer, what with their obsession with little wiener looking punctuation marks. We should probably do it professional like and take resumes. Porn names are a must. I don't think most of the names on here exude sexuality. Maybe Mavric. Could be fun. Something to stick in the stockings for xmas.

Scene one:

A dimly lit room comes into focus. A date in parenthesis reads May 12th 1984. The woman in question is 9 1/2 months pregnant. A man holding her hand who appears to reek of cheap whiskey. The woman clearly in labor screams and pushes. The man takes a puff off his camel non filter and a swig of his flask. Cut to black.

Scene two:

Smorgasboard of tits a$$ and schlong. You cant tell asses from elbows. We open with the bukake scene, really drive the point home. A hero emerges from the pile. He is covered in goo but smiling and ready for more.

Thoughts so far?

 

[ZRod]

My guy does and I don't give a crap. (As long as it's not when I need him).

Need him for what?

Flick the bean, find the little man in the canoe, taste the taco...

How could you be so crude... in a topic called Porn! in the Woodshed forum.

I sincerely hope I didn't offend whatever feminine sensibilities you may have left.

My guy does and I don't give a crap. (As long as it's not when I need him).

Need him for what?

for touching me with his doodad

Doodad? He's just some kind of object to you?

tallywacker? dangle? hotrod?

Ew that's just gross!

 

[Abdullah the Butcher]

 

[sd'sker]

we're all just a bunch of boners trying to find our way.

 

[NUpolo8]

I say we do a Huskerboard adult film. I know a guy that can get me a half dozen girls or so. Ive seen a few of them, be glad we wouldn't be paying by the pound. We will need someone to write a script. I have adequate equipment for making the film. Need a few extras as well as a costume designer. Im sure Count and Sd will be fighting for the job of fluffer, what with their obsession with little wiener looking punctuation marks. We should probably do it professional like and take resumes. Porn names are a must. I don't think most of the names on here exude sexuality. Maybe Mavric. Could be fun. Something to stick in the stockings for xmas.

Scene one:

A dimly lit room comes into focus. A date in parenthesis reads May 12th 1984. The woman in question is 9 1/2 months pregnant. A man holding her hand who appears to reek of cheap whiskey. The woman clearly in labor screams and pushes. The man takes a puff off his camel non filter and a swig of his flask. Cut to black.

Scene two:

Smorgasboard of tits a$$ and schlong. You cant tell asses from elbows. We open with the bukake scene, really drive the point home. A hero emerges from the pile. He is covered in goo but smiling and ready for more.

Thoughts so far?

Don't engage him. Ever.

 

[Ratt Mhule]

I say we do a Huskerboard adult film. I know a guy that can get me a half dozen girls or so. Ive seen a few of them, be glad we wouldn't be paying by the pound. We will need someone to write a script. I have adequate equipment for making the film. Need a few extras as well as a costume designer. Im sure Count and Sd will be fighting for the job of fluffer, what with their obsession with little wiener looking punctuation marks. We should probably do it professional like and take resumes. Porn names are a must. I don't think most of the names on here exude sexuality. Maybe Mavric. Could be fun. Something to stick in the stockings for xmas.

Scene one:

A dimly lit room comes into focus. A date in parenthesis reads May 12th 1984. The woman in question is 9 1/2 months pregnant. A man holding her hand who appears to reek of cheap whiskey. The woman clearly in labor screams and pushes. The man takes a puff off his camel non filter and a swig of his flask. Cut to black.

Scene two:

Smorgasboard of tits a$$ and schlong. You cant tell asses from elbows. We open with the bukake scene, really drive the point home. A hero emerges from the pile. He is covered in goo but smiling and ready for more.

Thoughts so far?

Don't engage him. Ever.

I don't have any problems with Redux

 

[NUpolo8]

I say we do a Huskerboard adult film. I know a guy that can get me a half dozen girls or so. Ive seen a few of them, be glad we wouldn't be paying by the pound. We will need someone to write a script. I have adequate equipment for making the film. Need a few extras as well as a costume designer. Im sure Count and Sd will be fighting for the job of fluffer, what with their obsession with little wiener looking punctuation marks. We should probably do it professional like and take resumes. Porn names are a must. I don't think most of the names on here exude sexuality. Maybe Mavric. Could be fun. Something to stick in the stockings for xmas.

Scene one:

A dimly lit room comes into focus. A date in parenthesis reads May 12th 1984. The woman in question is 9 1/2 months pregnant. A man holding her hand who appears to reek of cheap whiskey. The woman clearly in labor screams and pushes. The man takes a puff off his camel non filter and a swig of his flask. Cut to black.

Scene two:

Smorgasboard of tits a$$ and schlong. You cant tell asses from elbows. We open with the bukake scene, really drive the point home. A hero emerges from the pile. He is covered in goo but smiling and ready for more.

Thoughts so far?

Don't engage him. Ever.

I don't have any problems with Redux

You're a smart fella. It'll grow with time.

 

[walksalone]

Potential porn names?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EAXYH4b4yM?t=4m53s

 

[Redux]

I say we do a Huskerboard adult film. I know a guy that can get me a half dozen girls or so. Ive seen a few of them, be glad we wouldn't be paying by the pound. We will need someone to write a script. I have adequate equipment for making the film. Need a few extras as well as a costume designer. Im sure Count and Sd will be fighting for the job of fluffer, what with their obsession with little wiener looking punctuation marks. We should probably do it professional like and take resumes. Porn names are a must. I don't think most of the names on here exude sexuality. Maybe Mavric. Could be fun. Something to stick in the stockings for xmas.

Scene one:A dimly lit room comes into focus. A date in parenthesis reads May 12th 1984. The woman in question is 9 1/2 months pregnant. A man holding her hand who appears to reek of cheap whiskey. The woman clearly in labor screams and pushes. The man takes a puff off his camel non filter and a swig of his flask. Cut to black.

Scene two:

Smorgasboard of tits a$$ and schlong. You cant tell asses from elbows. We open with the bukake scene, really drive the point home. A hero emerges from the pile. He is covered in goo but smiling and ready for more.

Thoughts so far?

Don't engage him. Ever.

I don't have any problems with Redux

Polo just gave me a great idea for a porno title, Backdoor Butthurt

 

[irieboy8]

i clicked on this and the first post was all i needed.... cartoon porn?!! what the f#*k.. so i checked out my youngers son fav show "teen titans' looks legit right.... not weird at all to spank the german strudel too..

 

[Redux]

I mean Sailor Moon was pretty hot. So was Princess Clara on Drawn Together.....expcept for the octopus vagina...

 

[Landlord]

I think accountability's first real contribution to the board was when he sent me a message saying "hey what do you think about the idea of starting a pony porn thread in the daily skin forum?"