Same Ole Huskers!

[knapplc]

This is just boring. You come back after ten years and the best you have is vague correlations between lawsuits and hail marys?

YAWN​

Here. Read some of Boney Fuller's stuff. The guy knows how to troll his opponents and be clever, interesting and engaging about it. Take notes.

Come back when you're more interesting.

 

[Hammerhead]

I always wondered why Mike Riley was hired. Just didn't seem to fit........then the lawsuit info came out and it all made sense. Like BYU and Hail Mary's it's a perfect combination.

This is literally the worst post you've ever made, and for you, that's a monumental achievement.

 

[HuckFuskers]

You know what....as much as I hate to say this....you're right. Rape cases (student arrested yesterday) and choking in games has happened so much with the Corn Knobbers it's lost it's luster. Thank you for the motivation. I will do a better job making fun of you chin jugglers and your beloved death row training program.

 

[knapplc]

Isn't this supposed to evince some kind of reaction? Good trolling should make the audience gnash their teeth with indignant anger and rage. There's just nothing here that does that. You're not engaging with your audience, there's no hook here. It's just words.

I'm sorry, but you're going to have to try harder. Be more clever. Try a pun, or a limerick.

 

[QMany]

I expected better.

 

[Redux]

You know what....as much as I hate to say this....you're right. Rape cases (student arrested yesterday) and choking in games has happened so much with the Corn Knobbers it's lost it's luster. Thank you for the motivation. I will do a better job making fun of you chin jugglers and your beloved death row training program.

And yet you continue to ignore the fact that Kansas State will be lucky to be fielding an FBS team in the next couple years.
Oh well, guess youll always have hating Nebraska and jerking off to pics of Bill Snyder to comfort you.

 

[Redux]

Isn't this supposed to evince some kind of reaction? Good trolling should make the audience gnash their teeth with indignant anger and rage. There's just nothing here that does that. You're not engaging with your audience, there's no hook here. It's just words.

I'm sorry, but you're going to have to try harder. Be more clever. Try a pun, or a limerick.

You are telling a K-State fan to be clever.

I can't think of a better joke than that exact scenario.

 

[Hammerhead]

You know what....as much as I hate to say this....you're right. Rape cases (student arrested yesterday) and choking in games has happened so much with the Corn Knobbers it's lost it's luster. Thank you for the motivation. I will do a better job making fun of you chin jugglers and your beloved death row training program.

I doubt it.

 

[HuckFuskers]

Those are cute

 

[Redux]

So who do you think KSU's Sun Belt rival will be? Old Domnion or something?

 

[RedRex]

Those are cute

They're like your mom. Someone will get inside them, wear them out, and then they will be cast aside because they're loose and smell funny.

 

[walksalone]

Those are cute

Hearing Akita's fence story for the umpteenth time would be way more entertaining at this point...

 

[NUance]

Those are cute

That's what SHE said!

 

[rawhide]

Those are cute

They're like your mom. Someone will get inside them, wear them out, and then they will be cast aside because they're loose and smell funny.

See, hFusker never learns. Momma jokes are always a crowd pleaser.

 

[Redux]

This guy sucks. Thought he had more troll in him than that. Turns out he's just another non-fan who thinks pretending to be a KSU fan is cool. Sad.