Same Ole Huskers!

HuckFuskers said:
Ahhhhhh you turds know how to make a guy feel good. So much has happened since I've been gone. Well not all of these happened since my last post, but they are still pretty sweet.

1) Jake Cotton fell on his Vote for Dr. Tom button on national television.

2) Vershan Jackson forgot to go to court for buying a brick of hippie lettuce. Can't really blame him though.....he was f*ckin high for Christ's sake. I'd forget to.

3) Purify punched a doorman and some chick at the Foxy Lady, cause they wouldn't let him and his butt jockey pal in to watch the Nebraska Fried Mayonnaise Ball eating Championship. I know that punching girls is a Husker tradition, but why the doorman?

4) Not really sure where to start with Scott Strasburger. I'd love to rail on this crackhead, but the bumper car trip he took with his kid in the car is too disgusting even for me to make fun of. POS

5) Nick Povendo - Murder

6) Coach Rick Kazenski choked his wife. This one actually make sense. He was a defensive coach for a team that chokes all the time.

Since you moved to the Big Who Cares it hasn't been as much fun to come here. I mean its pretty funny when Northwestern and Minnesota beat you.

I have to admit I already miss Little Bo Peep.

Keep up the good work keeping the Lincoln and Omaha police busy. GO BYU!
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I think you are a closet Husker fan.

 
How do you know so much about our program? I would struggle to name more than 3 Kansas State players of all time. Josh Freeman, Jordy Nelson, Colin Klein, ??????

 
Landlord of Memorial Stadium said:
How do you know so much about our program? I would struggle to name more than 3 Kansas State players of all time. Josh Freeman, Jordy Nelson, Colin Klein, ??????
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I was wondering the same thing.

I wanted to give him sh#t about the awful stuff KSU has done.......but then I remembered I don't care enough about their program to retain news concerning them.

 
Kansas has a football team?

As in American football?

I thought in Kansas they just make meth, sleep with family members and play basketball?

 
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This only makes me want TuffTiger to show up. Could definitely use some of that wisdom right about now.

 
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My apologies StPaul Husker - Had I known the doorman was a Mizzou fan I would have drove up and punched him myself.

Randy Gregory, Natalie Romeo, and Jariah Tolbert care about weed........those are just three I know of who have been popped this year for the sticky icky. If I lived in Nebraska I'd need something to kill the pain.

A Husker threw something and actually hit what he was aiming at?!?!?!?! Well hell he was coaching the wrong players. Should have been the QB coach.

Kaz - Big ups to you. I didn't know anyone in Nebraska knew what a basketball was.

 
HuckFuskers said:
My apologies StPaul Husker - Had I known the doorman was a Mizzou fan I would have drove up and punched him myself.

Randy Gregory, Natalie Romeo, and Jariah Tolbert care about weed........those are just three I know of who have been popped this year for the sticky icky. If I lived in Nebraska I'd need something to kill the pain.

A Husker threw something and actually hit what he was aiming at?!?!?!?! Well hell he was coaching the wrong players. Should have been the QB coach.

Kaz - Big ups to you. I didn't know anyone in Nebraska knew what a basketball was.
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I think I saw it once on a tv, in a bar in new york, I asked them to change it to soccer, golf or watching grass grow.

 
ZRod said:
78-15-2

That's not a date by the way, that's irrelevance.
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So Huck, when Bill Snyder retires will KSU just fold up shop completely? I mean they may as well get a start on it since they won't get an invite to join a real conference when the Big 12 folds.

 
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