What to get Mike Riley for 'retirement'

[KazLong]

Was deleted in football thread. Hopefully ok to make here. Looking for some comedy in these times of despair.

I will start again as before.

A book of Mormon? (lost to BYU), a block of Cheese? (Wisconsin lost)

Hope not deleted.

 

[HuskerfaninOkieland]

New inner tubes for his bike because it's a long ride back to Oregon

 

[KazLong]

New inner tubes for his bike because it's a long ride back to Oregon

Hell ya love it. Minny is up next boys! We can get him a rocking chair after his lost there!

HES SO NICE THOUGH!

 

[Redux]

I'm going to get him a nice watch......that keeps time.

 

[Count 'Bility]

New inner tubes for his bike because it's a long ride back to Oregon

Hell ya love it. Minny is up next boys! We can get him a rocking chair after his lost there!

HES SO NICE THOUGH!

Nice? Did you see him today? He was an a-hole. yellin at refs. gettin flags. Yellin at players. No opening comments for the presser. My god. We took the nicest coach in the country and turned him into bo pelini in 6 games

Not to mention this frantic close game and such will kill him. Yeah. we've killed the healthiest 62 year old in the history of mankind.

 

[RedRex]

New inner tubes for his bike because it's a long ride back to Oregon

Hell ya love it. Minny is up next boys! We can get him a rocking chair after his lost there!

HES SO NICE THOUGH!

Nice? Did you see him today? He was an a-hole. yellin at refs. gettin flags. Yellin at players. No opening comments for the presser. My god. We took the nicest coach in the country and turned him into bo pelini in 6 games

Not to mention this frantic close game and such will kill him. Yeah. we've killed the healthiest 62 year old in the history of mankind.

Yeah... When Dirk asked him what he said to the ref, he snapped back "I didn't swear Dirk" , but the body language just screamed " You saw it! What do you think happened?!...next question"

Next week he fully embraces the "Bo side" and goes after Langsderp and beats him down with his headset.

 

[KazLong]

New inner tubes for his bike because it's a long ride back to Oregon

Hell ya love it. Minny is up next boys! We can get him a rocking chair after his lost there!

HES SO NICE THOUGH!

Nice? Did you see him today? He was an a-hole. yellin at refs. gettin flags. Yellin at players. No opening comments for the presser. My god. We took the nicest coach in the country and turned him into bo pelini in 6 games

Not to mention this frantic close game and such will kill him. Yeah. we've killed the healthiest 62 year old in the history of mankind.

Yeah... When Dirk asked him what he said to the ref, he snapped back "I didn't swear Dirk" , but the body language just screamed " You saw it! What do you think happened?!...next question"

Next week he fully embraces the "Bo side" and goes after Langsderp and beats him down with his headset.

Thankfully the old games are new again... How will our coach sabatoge our program?

 

[Thanks_Tom RR]

A toga...you know when he leaves for USC.

 

[NUance]

I'm give him a paid up 10 year subscription to Huskerboard. Because he has so many friends here!

 

[Redux]

Guess we could get him a year subscription to PLAYBOY since they are dropping the nudity.

 

[KazLong]

After this week. I think a fat chunky girl that has an odd accent. Would work.

Not that I am saying Minny is going to beat us. However they are going to beat us.

 

[KazLong]

Good thing we dont have to get the fat girl. However a compass that only has NW on all axis would be nice.

 

[Red Dead Redemption]

A free prostate exam? Shouldn't he have one regularly at his age?

 

[HuskerMerc44]

Hours of fun to be had.

Mike deserves some smiles again.