My Top Ten

My top ten dwarves:

1. Balin

2. Gimli

3a. Fili (tie)

3b. Kili (tie)

5. Thorin Oakenshield

6. Bofur

7. Dwalin

8. Durin

9. Dain II

10. Nori
Balin got his a$$ beat in Moria. Also, where the f#*k is Gloin?
What did Gloin do aside from walking behind Oin all the way to Erebor and begetting Gimli?

Balin was killed by Durin's Bane, which you can't really fault him for. After the Battle of Azanulbizar the dwarves had pretty good reason to believe Moria was unoccupied, or at worst very lightly held. You can't really fault Balin for not being able to defeat a Balrog, or orcs supported by a Balrog.

Balin's my #1 because he was super cool to Bilbo when the others barely tolerated him. Even after Bilbo pulled that bush-league stunt making Balin look bad by sneaking past him wearing the ring, Balin was decent to him. He was a heck of a guy.

Gimli gets #2 because of his exploits with the Fellowship, and for helping pave the way to Elf/Dwarf reconciliation through his friendship with Legolas. To help patch up a feud that had raged for almost six thousand years (longer?) is a pretty good job.

Fili & Kili were cool, wore my favorite color to Bilbo's party, and fell honorably while defending Thorin "with shield and body, for he was their mother's eldest brother." That's some next-level love. Cool dudes.

Thorin comes in at #5 because he began the Quest of Erebor, and for his bravery at the Battle of Azanulbizar, and would have rated higher as the dwarf who reinstated the line of the King Under the Mountain, but he was greedy and blinded by rage and caused more hardship than necessary in the run-up to the Battle of Five Armies. Had Thorin bent his stiff neck, many men, elves & dwarves would have survived that battle.

 
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6 Makers Mark

5 Jameson 12yr old

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3 Jameson

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My top ten list of posters who need to watch GoT so they will realize how awesome it is (and so they can get their dwarf list right).

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2. 1995 Redux

1. knapplc

 
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My top ten dwarves:

1. Balin

2. Gimli

3a. Fili (tie)

3b. Kili (tie)

5. Thorin Oakenshield

6. Bofur

7. Dwalin

8. Durin

9. Dain II

10. Nori
Balin got his a$$ beat in Moria. Also, where the f#*k is Gloin?
What did Gloin do aside from walking behind Oin all the way to Erebor and begetting Gimli?

Balin was killed by Durin's Bane, which you can't really fault him for. After the Battle of Azanulbizar the dwarves had pretty good reason to believe Moria was unoccupied, or at worst very lightly held. You can't really fault Balin for not being able to defeat a Balrog, or orcs supported by a Balrog.

Balin's my #1 because he was super cool to Bilbo when the others barely tolerated him. Even after Bilbo pulled that bush-league stunt making Balin look bad by sneaking past him wearing the ring, Balin was decent to him. He was a heck of a guy.

Gimli gets #2 because of his exploits with the Fellowship, and for helping pave the way to Elf/Dwarf reconciliation through his friendship with Legolas. To help patch up a feud that had raged for almost six thousand years (longer?) is a pretty good job.

Fili & Kili were cool, wore my favorite color to Bilbo's party, and fell honorably while defending Thorin "with shield and body, for he was their mother's eldest brother." That's some next-level love. Cool dudes.

Thorin comes in at #5 because he began the Quest of Erebor, and for his bravery at the Battle of Azanulbizar, and would have rated higher as the dwarf who reinstated the line of the King Under the Mountain, but he was greedy and blinded by rage and caused more hardship than necessary in the run-up to the Battle of Five Armies. Had Thorin bent his stiff neck, many men, elves & dwarves would have survived that battle.
Uh, Balin was killed by a lowly Orc archer. Gloin was friggin' Gimli's dad, so that's gotta count for fathering the most badass dwarf ever. Also, he was a King. Gimli's the most baller of Dwarves, and I'll give you Kili and Fili because they died being overwhelmed (not like the crap a$$ movie). Thorin always drove me nuts because he was an egotistical d!(k who caused the death of his kin be being stupid.

 
The Balrog is what gave those orcs the stiffness to overwhelm Balin's party. Yes, individual orcs killed the dwarves, but the Balrog was the motivating factor.

 
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1. Land Shark
2. Minnesota Fats
3. Bruce (Jaws)
4. Don Lino
5. Sherman
6. Bernardo (because he was cool and because Anita was hot)
7. Bruce (Finding Nemo)
8. Jabberjaw
9. Evgeni Nabokov
10. Lori Greiner

 
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1. Gir
2. Gaz
3. Zim
4. Dib
5. Zim's zit
6. Ms. Bitters
7. Professor Membrane
8. Squirrel
9. Gretchen
10. Old Kid

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Top 10 posters I want to wrassle and give titty twister to

10. redux

9. GSG

8. Knapp (thinks he's an old tough fu&*#r)

7. CoachPowerT

6. HuskerLaw

5. thesock

4. Mav

3. Moraine

2. Redux's wife

1. Eightlaces

 
Alright, lets get down to brass tax folks! Time to get back to what makes the woodshed great! Let's get down and dirty!

My top ten favorite candy bars(no specific order)

10-Sky Bar

9-Hershey Bar

8-Snickers Crisper

7-Kit Kat

6-Reeses PB Cups

5-Hershey Smore

4-Milky Way Midnight

3-Twix

2-Take 5

1-Cadbury Caramel Egg

Let's hear your top tens?
Invalid list, sweet tart chewy ropes are the best

 
Top 10 posters I want to wrassle and give titty twister to

10. redux

9. GSG

8. Knapp (thinks he's an old tough fu&*#r)

7. CoachPowerT

6. HuskerLaw

5. thesock

4. Mav

3. Moraine

2. Redux's wife

1. Eightlaces
Isn't Eightlaces Brandon Cavanuagh?
 
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