The Clever Quips About Shawn Watson Thread
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Ratt Mhule
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Shawn Watson wants to be GSG's wing man
knapplc
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Shawn Watson has a history of high speed passes over five air control towers and one admiral's daughter.
If Shawn Watson screws up just this much, he'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dogshit out of Hong Kong!
Shawn Watson's ego writes checks his body can't cash.
Shawn Watson doesn't have to wonder who's the best - his name's written on this plaque right here.
Shawn Watson knows the plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies' room.
Shawn Watson believes there ARE points for second place.
Even Shawn Watson could get laid in a place like this.
Shawn Watson has lost that lovin' feelin'.
Shawn Watson saw a MiG do a four-G negative dive. He could tell you about it, but then he'd have to kill you.
Shawn Watson knows the bird, Goose.
Shawn Watson wasn't covering Cougar while he was showboating with his MiG.
Shawn Watson saw the shot, there was no danger, so he took it.
Shawn Watson broke a major rule of engagement.
Shawn Watson left his wing man.
The Defense Department regrets to inform you that Shawn Watson is dead because he was stupid.
The enemy is dangerous, but right now Shawn Watson's worse. He's dangerous and foolish.
Shawn Watson flew right through his jet wash.
Shawn Watson forgot to look out for the canopy.
Shawn Watson will fire when he's goddamned good and ready to fire! You got that?!?!
Shawn Watson won't be happy unless he's going mach 5 with his hair on fire.
Shawn Watson didn't learn a damned thing - except to quit.
Shawn Watson won't blow sunshine up your a$$.
Shawn Watson knows they must be close. He's getting a hard-on.
Voodoo One! Shawn Watson has been hit! Repeat - we've lost Shawn Watson!
Shawn Watson is totally defensive.
Goddamn it! Shawn Watson is disengaging!
Shawn Watson is re-engaging, sir!
Even though a MiG's coming around on his tail, Shawn Watson won't leave Ice.
Shawn Watson's going to hit the brakes - he'll fly right by.
Shawn Watson is still dangerous - but he can be my wingman anytime.
If Shawn Watson screws up just this much, he'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dogshit out of Hong Kong!
Shawn Watson's ego writes checks his body can't cash.
Shawn Watson doesn't have to wonder who's the best - his name's written on this plaque right here.
Shawn Watson knows the plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies' room.
Shawn Watson believes there ARE points for second place.
Even Shawn Watson could get laid in a place like this.
Shawn Watson has lost that lovin' feelin'.
Shawn Watson saw a MiG do a four-G negative dive. He could tell you about it, but then he'd have to kill you.
Shawn Watson knows the bird, Goose.
Shawn Watson wasn't covering Cougar while he was showboating with his MiG.
Shawn Watson saw the shot, there was no danger, so he took it.
Shawn Watson broke a major rule of engagement.
Shawn Watson left his wing man.
The Defense Department regrets to inform you that Shawn Watson is dead because he was stupid.
The enemy is dangerous, but right now Shawn Watson's worse. He's dangerous and foolish.
Shawn Watson flew right through his jet wash.
Shawn Watson forgot to look out for the canopy.
Shawn Watson will fire when he's goddamned good and ready to fire! You got that?!?!
Shawn Watson won't be happy unless he's going mach 5 with his hair on fire.
Shawn Watson didn't learn a damned thing - except to quit.
Shawn Watson won't blow sunshine up your a$$.
Shawn Watson knows they must be close. He's getting a hard-on.
Voodoo One! Shawn Watson has been hit! Repeat - we've lost Shawn Watson!
Shawn Watson is totally defensive.
Goddamn it! Shawn Watson is disengaging!
Shawn Watson is re-engaging, sir!
Even though a MiG's coming around on his tail, Shawn Watson won't leave Ice.
Shawn Watson's going to hit the brakes - he'll fly right by.
Shawn Watson is still dangerous - but he can be my wingman anytime.
PaulCrewe
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Shawn Watson just cliif noted Top Gun so you could watch more of his highlight clips. Well played sir
Parl Celini
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Shawn Watson sucked on his first boobie...for 13 hours.
mmmtodd
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kansas husker
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Shawn Watson was Jack the Ripper
kansas husker
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Shawn Watson can do a cartwheel
kansas husker
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Hearing the name Shawn Watson is proven to prevent aids, think about it. Do you have aids? See I prooved it.
