The Clever Quips About Shawn Watson Thread

[GMoose]

Shawn Watson knows why the caged bird sings

 

[GMoose]

Shawn Watson killed Kurt Cobain

 

[GMoose]

Shawn Watson can't see the forest through the trees

 

[walksalone]

Shawn Watson was the death knell of glam metal

 

[NUance]

Shawn Watson has a tattoo of Roy Orbison on his a$$ cheek.

 

[NUance]

Shawn Watson hit a golf ball into a whale’s blowhole.

 

[NUance]

Shawn Watson put Cramergesic atomic balm in coach Ekeler’s jock.

 

[GMoose]

Shawn Watson can believe it's not butter

 

[GMoose]

Shawn Watson knows how to say "Kim Basinger"

 

[GSG]

Shawn Watson was the death knell of glam metal

Shawn Watson commissioned these "guys" to bring back glam metal:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXut97F2Qew

 

[holvy83]

Shawn Watson wishes his name was spelled Sean.

 

[GSG]

Shawn Watson wishes his name was Gus Malzahn.

 

[GSG]

Shawn Watson wears short sleeve shirts under long sleeve shirts under short sleeve shirts.

 

[GSG]

Shawn Watson wishes he was little bit taller, he wishes he was a baller, he wishes he had a girl who looked good he would call her, he wishes he had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala.

 

[GSG]

Shawn Watson is Lou Holtz' speech pathologist.