The Clever Quips About Shawn Watson Thread

[ADS]

Shawn Watson wants to a part of the "d!(k clique", since he likes d!(k and all.

 

[ADS]

Shawn Watson colored his hair blonde, so now we call him Slim Shady.

 

[GSG]

Shawn Watson colored his hair blonde, so now we call him Slim Shady.

I guess it wouldn't make sense if they called him "BlonDers"

 

[HeyBurke]

Shawn Watson hooked Taylor Martinez and Lauren Cook up because Taylor Martinez and Shawn Watson are homies.

 

[GSG]

Shawn Watson just listened to a song by Bon Iver (isn't that the osteoporosis drug?) and he immediately threw up and broke out in hives.

Nope, that was me. My mistake.

 

[HeyBurke]

Shawn Watson's favorite candy is those chalky Valentine's Day hearts.

 

[knapplc]

Shawn Watson's favorite spice is cumin.

 

[walksalone]

Shawn Watson masturbates in the kids section of the public library...

 

[walksalone]

Shawn Watson throws up all over your clean laundry

 

[walksalone]

Shawn Watson like looking at 80 year old boobs at nude beaches

 

[walksalone]

Shawn Watson like to pee's in your closet

 

[HeyBurke]

Shawn Watson stole my underwear.

 

[walksalone]

Shawn Watson will take polaroids of you sleeping while he's in his underwear

 

[walksalone]

Shawn Watson likes vagina's that look like broiled ham

 

[walksalone]

Shawn Watson does housework naked