Douschebag Hall of Fame

King Joffrey, for ordering the beheading of Ned Stark. I'm still pissed about that.
How could you hate King Jaffe?

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And who is Ned Stark?
Whoa whoa whoa...easy! I never said anything about the great and wise King of Zamunda! Are you trying to get me killed? The man walks on rose petals, both literally and metaphorically. He's also been known to let folks sow their royal oats. Just an all around helluva guy, and a real man's man. Look at that f'ing lion on his shoulder. Majestic. May I die a thousand deaths before I utter one disparaging word about King Jaffe Joffer.

Eddard Stark, referred to fondly as Ned by friends and admirers, was the Lord of Winterfell and the Warden of the North. He also became the Hand of the King to Robert Baratheon and moved to King's Landing to serve the realm. Sadly, this decision would cost him his life. Goddamn Lannisters. Except for Tyrion. Gotta love the Imp.

(It's from Game of Thrones. I'm only like a halfway legitimate fan, because I haven't read the series yet. But I started watching it on HBO before I'd ever heard of it, so I'm going to wait until the show runs its course before I read the A Song of Ice and Fire series. It is maybe the best series on HBO ever. That's bold, considering The Wire, but it's right up there in my opinion. You should definitely check it out if you have the time and inclination. My wife and I are on full Nerd Alert. We talk about this show all the time. It's getting excessive, but like I said, we're nerds.)

 
Nominate everyone who lives in or pretty close to Lincoln who didn't show up to the Bar Crawl last Friday. You know who you are.
You people actually met in real life? How awkward was it?
Not awkward at all. In fact, I found out that a guy I rarely talk to (darkhorse85) is actually pretty cool. Guys I figured were pretty awesome but wasn't sure about turned out to be as fun to talk to over a pitcher of beer as they are here on HB.

A good time was had by all.

 
Nominate everyone who lives in or pretty close to Lincoln who didn't show up to the Bar Crawl last Friday. You know who you are.
Sorry, had to take the gf out that night. Maybe next time. Guarantee I'll be the youngest one there - that has to be one of the situations i hate most in life lol

 
Nominate everyone who lives in or pretty close to Lincoln who didn't show up to the Bar Crawl last Friday. You know who you are.
Sorry, had to take the gf out that night. Maybe next time. Guarantee I'll be the youngest one there - that has to be one of the situations i hate most in life lol
Eh. Between hanging out with us and taking your girlfriend out, you probably made the right choice. But next time...

 
Nominate everyone who lives in or pretty close to Lincoln who didn't show up to the Bar Crawl last Friday. You know who you are.
Sorry, had to take the gf out that night. Maybe next time. Guarantee I'll be the youngest one there - that has to be one of the situations i hate most in life lol
Eh. Between hanging out with us and taking your girlfriend out, you probably made the right choice. But next time...
Why? He sees his gf all the time. Its not everyday you get to meet a bunch of internet geeks like PaulCrewe...

 
Nominate everyone who lives in or pretty close to Lincoln who didn't show up to the Bar Crawl last Friday. You know who you are.
Sorry, had to take the gf out that night. Maybe next time. Guarantee I'll be the youngest one there - that has to be one of the situations i hate most in life lol
Eh. Between hanging out with us and taking your girlfriend out, you probably made the right choice. But next time...
Why? He sees his gf all the time. Its not everyday you get to meet a bunch of internet geeks like PaulCrewe...
First thing I said walking up to the table, is "These look like my kind of interweb geeks!!!"

And I am sorry Po if you are still kicking yourself for skipping a once in a lifetime encounter, counciling, amusement, and free drinks from a one PaulCrewe

 
Nominate everyone who lives in or pretty close to Lincoln who didn't show up to the Bar Crawl last Friday. You know who you are.
Sorry, had to take the gf out that night. Maybe next time. Guarantee I'll be the youngest one there - that has to be one of the situations i hate most in life lol
Eh. Between hanging out with us and taking your girlfriend out, you probably made the right choice. But next time...
Why? He sees his gf all the time. Its not everyday you get to meet a bunch of internet geeks like PaulCrewe...
First thing I said walking up to the table, is "These look like my kind of interweb geeks!!!"

And I am sorry Po if you are still kicking yourself for skipping a once in a lifetime encounter, counciling, amusement, and free drinks from a one PaulCrewe
You bought drinks!? Damnit, why didnt I go...I would have drank you under the table if it was free :lol:

 
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