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GSG5545 said:
NUance said:
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She might have a solution for you GSG. LINK
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:lol: I don't need a solution. I'm perfectly comfortable pooping at work, and so are all of my co-workers it seems.
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She could poop at work. Also on the commute to work, and the commute home. Because she's an astronaut.

 
It's weird that this whole pooping convo happened yesterday because I was reading this right before I came over here:

Kyle:

--------Wouldn't it make more sense if we crapped out the bottom of our feet? It would make life much easier.

It would, but imagine any accident you had. You'd ruin an entire shoe, which is much worse than soiling an easily laundered pair of undies or pants. I'm the sort of person who throws a 15-minute hissy fit when I step in dogshit. WHO PUT THIS HERE?! So imagine the anger you'd feel knowing there was poop in your shoe. And skidmarks in your socks! Listen, the feet of an average man smell like grim death after spending eight hours suffocated by a pair of Wigwam socks. Now imagine how badly that smell would be exacerbated if you had an a-hole on the bottom of your heel. I'd be scared to ever take off my shoes.

And think about anal sex if people had footholes. There's not gonna be much room for your penis with all those pesky footbones blocking the entrance. The gay population would be forced to resort to dry humping, which is patently unfair. Only Quentin Tarantino would be jazzed by footholes.
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http://deadspin.com/...-can-go-to-hell

 
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I hate that my coworkers seem to think it's funny that I'm trying to eat healthy, exercise and lose some weight. Especially when they bring me cupcakes or donuts from the bakery like it's some hilarious joke.

 
Haha! I should do that. I just don't get it, it's not like I'm some "crazy" vegan or anything. I just don't eat crap and try to keep from over eating. I exercise once a day. I don't preach about eating healthy or anything. I don't even talk about it. THEY always bring it up. I guess that's just part of living in the Panhandle. Anything that is remotely different than what people are used to is met with extreme prejudice :lol:

That explains why Scottsbluff/Gering is one of the most obese places in the US.

 
GSG5545 said:
I hate that my coworkers seem to think it's funny that I'm trying to eat healthy, exercise and lose some weight. Especially when they bring me cupcakes or donuts from the bakery like it's some hilarious joke.
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people are stupid, lame, and boring.

i had a temp job and i would never eat lunch. everyday they all made a big deal about it like i was some freak (we got off at 3, i would just eat then at home). it was terrible. i would guess they are heavy and are threatened by your attempt to improve yourself. it is easier to convince yourself that the one dude making healthy choices is the freak rather than the wilford brimley wannabes. good for you keep it up. they will always find ways to be annoying.

 
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GSG5545 said:
I hate that my coworkers seem to think it's funny that I'm trying to eat healthy, exercise and lose some weight. Especially when they bring me cupcakes or donuts from the bakery like it's some hilarious joke.
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This type of thing is one reason why I'm glad I no longer live in western Nebraska. People get really judgemental of everything you do. If you aren't a farming/ranching/construction-working guy who wears jeans and drinks Busch Light, you're obviously a gay hippie nerdy progressive liberal who probably has aids.

 
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