HUSKER 37

HUSKER 37

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  • HUSKER 37
    Strange how hard it is to sleep when you just tripped over a scorpion on the way upstairs..Every little itch makes you leap out of bed screaming and patting yourself down.

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    HuskerfaninOkieland
    HuskerfaninOkieland
    I was stung twice by a scorpion a few years ago. Hurt like a mofo'ing sumbitch! Hit me twice in the index finger. Grabbed some deck ballisters not knowing it was there. No side effects but my finger hurt for a while

    HUSKER 37
    HUSKER 37
    4th one I'd found in the house this Summer..Probably Karma for "playing" with the other 3 to see how mad I can make them before they sting my pointy stick...then feeding them to my son's pet turtles.

    MLB 51
    MLB 51
    Just pick'em up and eat'em.

    HUSKER 37
    Get in my car after work..Say "OW!!"..Make mental note to get some hot pads for my steering wheel and notice the digital thermometer says 122F...Get home 40 minutes later and notice my home thermometer at 121F (My car thermometer usually exagerates)..But why does the PHX Airport think it's only 114F? Afraid to scare away snowmen?

    HUSKER 37
    Who cares about the medal count? Water Polo leads the Olympic Nip slip count with 2 over Judo's one!!!

    HUSKER 37
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    The Dude
    The Dude
    My Caprice has AM radio only. Eventually I'll upgrade to 8-track.

    HUSKER 37
    HUSKER 37
    You kids an yer fancy push button phones..Now if I remember right, alls you need besides a sledge and a couple of screw drivers, is some long handled Q-Tips and a tub of vaseline...Also good for eliminating the squeek in the tapes if youtake them apart and lube the plastic spindle..Scotch tape will do if you need to cut out sections of wrinkled/ate-up tape..But may cause you to have to relearn the song.

    HUSKER 37
    HUSKER 37
    And I found the original link by googling the phone number that's been showing up on my cell's caller ID every day this week.

    HUSKER 37
    “There have been about 514 Leap Years since Caesar created it in 45BC. Without the extra day every 4 years, today would be July 28, 2013. Also, the Mayan calendar did not account for leap year…so technically the world should have ended 7 months ago.”

    The Maudfather
    The Maudfather
    Suck it, Mayans.

    N
    nhuskers5
    Or maybe they predicted the addition of the leap year, too? Eh?

    HUSKER 37
    Started watching a replay of last year's MNC...Why don't they call it in the air anymore? (Coin toss)

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    NUance
    NUance
    I still think rock-paper-scissors would be better.

    GSG
    GSG
    Roshambo

    NUance
    NUance
    ^ You mean the alt name for rock-paper-scissors? Or the Urban Dictionary version involving testicular pain?

    HUSKER 37
    No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your “religious freedom.” If you don’t like birth control, don’t use it. Religious freedom doesn’t mean you can force others to live by your own beliefs.

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    The Dude
    The Dude
    I want to start my own mobile discount abortion clinic. Anyone got a cheap van for sale? No Fetus Can Beat Us.

    VectorVictor
    VectorVictor
    NUance, this is why I don't have a problem with ending public funding for abortions, just so long as every sent goes into contraception and non-abstinence (read: realistic) sex education, including morning-after pills and contraception for men.

    Frankly, if we can get people cheap and easy contraception, as well as take away any public assistance incentives for procreation, then the abortion argument becomes more of an outlier.

    Foppa
    Foppa
    A little off topic...but isn't if strange how women who contribute to society are the ones who choose to get abortions, and the ones who shouldn't breed don't ever consider it?

    HUSKER 37
    I'm in love with my bed. We're perfect for each other, but my alarm clock doesn't want us together. That jealous whore.

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    Decked
    Decked
    How is living in Hawaii anyway?

    NUance
    NUance
    In love with your bed??! So when you sleep with a woman in your bed, it is like a threeway then?

    MLB 51
    MLB 51
    I think my bed is trying to kill me. Every time I go to sleep in it I wake up feeling like someone beat the crap out of me.

    HUSKER 37
    Deep fat frying cookie dough.. . Last time this kid tries this at home

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    NUance
    NUance
    Or the burn ward.

    HUSKER 37
    HUSKER 37
    Defrosting the deep casket..er..freezer and found what looked like dry dog food but I thought was freezedried pizza topping (hamburger?) turned out to be ice cream mixins (cookie dough).. I'd just made French Fries and thought maybe I could "undry" the frezerburns and fight my wolf over it...

    Conga3
    Conga3
    You might be a red neck if...

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