Mierin
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It's irrelevant whether anyone takes it seriously. People can believe it or not. They can interpret any part of it however they want. They can decide which books belong in it and which don't. At one point it was decided which books belong. A human decided that, and people trusted that God spoke to him/her (probably him).Since my statement is a "gross over-generalization," please cite which part(s) of the Bible tell us that these stories are NOT to be taken as true:The bolded part is a gross over-generalization at best. I think it's very clear that the parables are not meant to be literal accounts, so every part of the Bible does NOT have the same level of truth.The answer to the question (which is not "loaded," because it is asking for strict facts, and is not based on assumptions) is that the Bible treats every one of those stories with the same level of truth.
Believe me, I've been there, that guy who didn't want to answer that question. I understand why it's not something you want to answer.
You keep coming back to the fact that some parts of the bible have been disproven, such as the ~6000 year old earth. I agree. But then you conclude that means everything is disproven. That's not a logical conclusion.
Let me give a more recent example. There are plenty of accounts that George Washington had wooden teeth, which turns out to be false. Does that mean everything else about Washington is false? No, just that one fact.
Creation in six days
Noah's Ark
Job
Ruth/Esther
Elijah and the prophets of Baal
Balaam's a$$
Jesus' virgin birth
The tongues of fire at pentecost
Peter & the sheet of food
Saul's conversion on the road to Damascus
Please don't answer if you're not going to go through these one-by-one, because that is the crux of the question. Everyone wants to keep dancing around the answer, and believe me I know why it makes people uncomfortable to try and answer this, but it has to be answered if we're going to take a religion based off the Bible seriously.
All we have is text and how we interpret it. Most Christians decide to trust some other human to tell them how to interpret it.
There's a reason there are dozens (hundreds?) of different denominations that claim to be Christian. They all intepret the Bible differently and they all put more importance on different parts of it. What are the chances one of them is right on everything? Pretty slim. But if God isn't a complete jerk he's not going to care.