THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
Well, it's sh#t... that's right, sh#t!
sh#t may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider:
You can get sh#t-faced, Be sh#t-out-of-luck, Or have sh#t for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your sh#t together, find a place for your sh#t, or be asked to sh#t or get off the pot.
You can smoke sh#t, buy sh#t, sell sh#t, lose sh#t, find sh#t, forget sh#t,
and tell others to eat sh#t.
Some people know their sh#t, while others can't tell the difference
between sh#t and shineola.
There are lucky sh#ts, dumb sh#ts, and crazy sh#ts. There is bull sh#t,
horse sh#t, and chicken sh#t.
You can throw sh#t, sling sh#t, catch sh#t, shoot the sh#t,
or duck when the sh#t hits the fan.!
You can give a sh#t or serve sh#t on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep sh#t or be happier than a pig in sh#t.
Some days are colder than sh#t, some days are hotter than sh#t,
and some days are just plain sh**ty.
Some music sounds like sh#t, things can look like sh#t, and there are times when you feel like sh#t.
You can have too much sh#t, not enough sh#t, the right sh#t, the wrong sh#t or a lot of weird sh#t.
You can carry sh#t, have a mountain of sh#t, or find yourself up sh#t creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to sh#t and other times you fall in a bucket of sh#t and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language..
And remember, once you know your sh#t, you don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a sh#t; or not do so if you don't give a sh#t!
If you happened to catch a load of sh#t from some sh#t-head..........
Well, sh#t Happens!!!