Did I miss something? Swear filter.

So, what's the f'ing' problem? I thought the f'ing' thing worked, already. f#*k me dead, how did this happen?

Hmmm...seems to be okay now...

 
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f#*k, f#*k f#*k, mother mother f#*k, mother mother f#*k f#*k. motther f#*k mother f#*k.

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Yea, it works.

 
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

Well, it's sh#t... that's right, sh#t!

sh#t may just be the most functional word in the English language.

Consider:

You can get sh#t-faced, Be sh#t-out-of-luck, Or have sh#t for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your sh#t together, find a place for your sh#t, or be asked to sh#t or get off the pot.

You can smoke sh#t, buy sh#t, sell sh#t, lose sh#t, find sh#t, forget sh#t,

and tell others to eat sh#t.

Some people know their sh#t, while others can't tell the difference

between sh#t and shineola.

There are lucky sh#ts, dumb sh#ts, and crazy sh#ts. There is bull sh#t,

horse sh#t, and chicken sh#t.

You can throw sh#t, sling sh#t, catch sh#t, shoot the sh#t,

or duck when the sh#t hits the fan.!

You can give a sh#t or serve sh#t on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep sh#t or be happier than a pig in sh#t.

Some days are colder than sh#t, some days are hotter than sh#t,

and some days are just plain sh**ty.

Some music sounds like sh#t, things can look like sh#t, and there are times when you feel like sh#t.

You can have too much sh#t, not enough sh#t, the right sh#t, the wrong sh#t or a lot of weird sh#t.

You can carry sh#t, have a mountain of sh#t, or find yourself up sh#t creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to sh#t and other times you fall in a bucket of sh#t and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language..

And remember, once you know your sh#t, you don't need to know anything else!!

You could pass this along, if you give a sh#t; or not do so if you don't give a sh#t!

If you happened to catch a load of sh#t from some sh#t-head..........

Well, sh#t Happens!!!

 
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