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BAN THIS SICK FILTH

(i haven't gotten this vid outta my head for prob 8 or 9 months now)
 
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Neighbor's full-grown pit bull just charged me, barking and acting crazy, while I was putting the trash out just now. Scared the sh!t right outta me. I yelled "F#CK!!;" I legitimately thought I was going to get bit. My scream must have made it recoil, because it stopped short.

The neighbor was yelling at it as if it could speak back at him. I'm even less a fan of pit bulls than I was before.

 
Undone said:
Neighbor's full-grown pit bull just charged me, barking and acting crazy, while I was putting the trash out just now. Scared the sh!t right outta me. I yelled "F#CK!!;" I legitimately thought I was going to get bit. My scream must have made it recoil, because it stopped short.

The neighbor was yelling at it as if it could speak back at him. I'm even less a fan of pit bulls than I was before.
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May I suggest using a baseball bat. Oh, and good luck. :D

 
I got a chuckle out of this:

http://deadspin.com/...worse-and-worse

Tim:
NFL players should have to pay fines for dirty hits or extracurricular contact directly to the victim of said hit. This payment should be done in person and with an apology. Imagine Ndamukong Suh forking over $30k to a smirking Matt Schaub and stumbling through an apology that Goodell then makes him repeat more sincerely like your dad always did whenever you gave some mumbled apology you didn't mean. This could be broadcast every Wednesday on the NFL Network and I would not miss an episode.
They would have also present the injured party with an oversized novelty check for the fine amount, signed in ink. This would probably cause defensive players to loathe quarterbacks even more than they already do. Eventually, someone like Suh would snap for real and choke a player to death on the field as retribution for his public shaming. I think I'd be okay with that.
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NUance said:
For the first time ever, I tried shaving with a straight razor last night. What a clusterf**k. Think I only got about half the whiskers off--in strips. Looked like a mini-lawnmower ran up and down my face, skipping every other row. Even drew some blood. I had to start from scratch with a safety razor.

I definitely need some practice. Preferably on someone else's face. Any volunteers?
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How long have you been using a safety razor?

 
sd said:
did not really know where else to post this, but on christmas eve i found out i am going to be a father. pretty excited about that. do not usually like to get too personal here on hb, but i had to share this.
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Congrats on the conception. :D

 
sd said:
did not really know where else to post this, but on christmas eve i found out i am going to be a father. pretty excited about that. do not usually like to get too personal here on hb, but i had to share this.
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Wow man Congrats! As a father of two, I can tell you there's nothing better in the world than seeing their faces everyday. I don't like to get too personal on here either but I can only tell you I pray for health and happiness for your new addition to the family.

 
True to the Red.......Always said:
sd said:
did not really know where else to post this, but on christmas eve i found out i am going to be a father. pretty excited about that. do not usually like to get too personal here on hb, but i had to share this.
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Wow man Congrats! As a father of two, I can tell you there's nothing better in the world than seeing their faces everyday. I don't like to get too personal on here either but I can only tell you I pray for health and happiness for your new addition to the family.
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sd said:
did not really know where else to post this, but on christmas eve i found out i am going to be a father. pretty excited about that. do not usually like to get too personal here on hb, but i had to share this.
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Is he/she going to be HB second franchise poster?

 
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