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NUance said:
What, no guillotine option?  

I think I'd go for the firing squad.  Electric chair and lethal injection both sound pretty gruesome.  
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from the article:

Prison officials have been doing preliminary research into how firing squads carry out executions in other states, but are not sure how long it will take to have one in place in South Carolina. 

Good God. What could go wrong?

It’s been my opinion that legislators voting for and governors signing off on capital punishment methods should be required to personally witness the next one in person.  If it really is “justice “ vs state sponsored revenge,  then they should have no problem with it.   

 
Decoy73 said:
from the article:

Prison officials have been doing preliminary research into how firing squads carry out executions in other states, but are not sure how long it will take to have one in place in South Carolina. 

Good God. What could go wrong?

It’s been my opinion that legislators voting for and governors signing off on capital punishment methods should be required to personally witness the next one in person.  If it really is “justice “ vs state sponsored revenge,  then they should have no problem with it.   
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Only the governor?  They should make executions pay-per-view events.  Preferably using the guillotine.  

 
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World's largest iceberg breaks off from Antarctica

By Ivana Kottasová, CNN   Updated 4:27 AM ET, Thu May 20, 2021

(CNN)The world's largest iceberg has calved from Antarctica over the past few days, a giant floating piece of ice close to 80 times the size of Manhattan.  LINK

 
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