[SIZE=19pt]A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic[/SIZE]
[SIZE=19pt]garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped, and every once in[/SIZE]
[SIZE=19pt]awhile, a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=19pt]Noticing this, a Policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20[/SIZE]
[SIZE=19pt]bills falling Out of that bag."[/SIZE]
[SIZE=19pt]"Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and[/SIZE]
[SIZE=19pt]see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer.."[/SIZE]
[SIZE=19pt]"Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. "Where did you get all that[/SIZE]
[SIZE=19pt]money? You didn't steal it, did you?"[/SIZE]
[SIZE=19pt]"Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to[/SIZE]
[SIZE=19pt]the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and[/SIZE]
[SIZE=19pt]pee through a knot hole in the fence, right into my flower garden. It used[/SIZE]
[SIZE=19pt]to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=19pt]Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it?' So, now, on game days, I[/SIZE]
[SIZE=19pt]stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge[/SIZE]
[SIZE=19pt]clippers. Every time some guy sticks his pecker through my fence, I[/SIZE]
[SIZE=19pt]surprise him, Grab hold of it and say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off[/SIZE]
[SIZE=19pt]it comes.'[/SIZE]
[SIZE=19pt]"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck![/SIZE]
[SIZE=19pt]Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"[/SIZE]
[SIZE=19pt]"Well, you know", said the little old lady, "not everybody pays."[/SIZE]