Redux
Donor
Dear Penthouse,
I posted on an online forum that I had a date tonight. I asked for advice from my fellow posters. The advice they gave me was bold. I didn't think she would be into blumpkins or a$$ play on the first date. You can imagine my shock when she sauntered in to my room wearing nothing but whipped cream on her perfect a$$. I couldn't contain myself and erupted into the nigh air. She then promptly left and I resumed my paused game of Madden. What a great night.
I posted on an online forum that I had a date tonight. I asked for advice from my fellow posters. The advice they gave me was bold. I didn't think she would be into blumpkins or a$$ play on the first date. You can imagine my shock when she sauntered in to my room wearing nothing but whipped cream on her perfect a$$. I couldn't contain myself and erupted into the nigh air. She then promptly left and I resumed my paused game of Madden. What a great night.