Help me with this date I have tonight

Dear Penthouse,

I posted on an online forum that I had a date tonight. I asked for advice from my fellow posters. The advice they gave me was bold. I didn't think she would be into blumpkins or a$$ play on the first date. You can imagine my shock when she sauntered in to my room wearing nothing but whipped cream on her perfect a$$. I couldn't contain myself and erupted into the nigh air. She then promptly left and I resumed my paused game of Madden. What a great night.

 
Sorry guys, busy weekend. The date Friday night went pretty good, we had dinner then she wanted to meet some of her friends for drinks at some bar. We met up with them for a little bit, then we went back to her place for the night. All in all it was good, keep in my mind I've been "seeing" this girl for a little over a month now.

 
Sorry guys, busy weekend. The date Friday night went pretty good, we had dinner then she wanted to meet some of her friends for drinks at some bar. We met up with them for a little bit, then we went back to her place for the night. All in all it was good, keep in my mind I've been "seeing" this girl for a little over a month now.
Hope you put on a good show for her friends (if you hadn't met them already), because the only reason for her to take you to meet them is for JUDGMENT.

 
Sorry guys, busy weekend. The date Friday night went pretty good, we had dinner then she wanted to meet some of her friends for drinks at some bar. We met up with them for a little bit, then we went back to her place for the night. All in all it was good, keep in my mind I've been "seeing" this girl for a little over a month now.
Hope you put on a good show for her friends (if you hadn't met them already), because the only reason for her to take you to meet them is for JUDGMENT.
I've met them before, so they've already passed judgement on me.

 
Sorry guys, busy weekend. The date Friday night went pretty good, we had dinner then she wanted to meet some of her friends for drinks at some bar. We met up with them for a little bit, then we went back to her place for the night. All in all it was good, keep in my mind I've been "seeing" this girl for a little over a month now.
Hope you put on a good show for her friends (if you hadn't met them already), because the only reason for her to take you to meet them is for JUDGMENT.
I've met them before, so they've already passed judgement on me.

Honestly, in my experience, being the only dude around a group of girls out on the town is the most ideal circumstance when you're hoping to make a good impression and have a girl be into you. As long as you've got moderate charm and looks that positive reinforcement feeds around until she's weak in the knees. Sounds like they've taken to you.

I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M POSTING THIS BUT I'M GLAD YOU KNOCKED IT OUT THE PARK YO

 
Sorry guys, busy weekend. The date Friday night went pretty good, we had dinner then she wanted to meet some of her friends for drinks at some bar. We met up with them for a little bit, then we went back to her place for the night. All in all it was good, keep in my mind I've been "seeing" this girl for a little over a month now.
Hope you put on a good show for her friends (if you hadn't met them already), because the only reason for her to take you to meet them is for JUDGMENT.
I've met them before, so they've already passed judgement on me.
Need pics.

 
Sorry guys, busy weekend. The date Friday night went pretty good, we had dinner then she wanted to meet some of her friends for drinks at some bar. We met up with them for a little bit, then we went back to her place for the night. All in all it was good, keep in my mind I've been "seeing" this girl for a little over a month now.
Hope you put on a good show for her friends (if you hadn't met them already), because the only reason for her to take you to meet them is for JUDGMENT.
I've met them before, so they've already passed judgement on me.
Need pics.
At work, don't have pics on my work computer.

 
I only came back to see if her lips hang like sleeve of wizard and to see if ADS took a picture of his girl while see make toilet...........high five!!!!
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alright, ads. things seem to be going well. time you introduce her to sd'sker. i say we go on a double date. i'll be stag. maybe bww? i could be your "wing" man.

 
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