I had lumpy flatulence today -- impact for the Huskers?

[grandpasknee]

Never believe it is only flatulence.  Have Husker players ever had a brown out during a game?  What was the impact on their play?

 

[I AM FOOT FOOT]

There was a Florida player a few years ago who gave everything he had to get into the  endzone. Poor kid crapped hisself on tv

 

[kozzman555]

Pics or gtfo

 

[JJ Husker]

I'm calling it now. OFFICIALLY OFF SEASON 

 

[grandpasknee]

I fully expect (and hope) this thread gets deleted...I just couldn't resist with the other ".......impact on the Huskers"  threads.

 

[kozzman555]

Hell no. I want to see a GIF or vid of a Florida playing crapping himself on the field. I feel like this is totally appropriate and worthy as a thread. Please continue. 

 

[CheeseHusker]

I'm calling it now. OFFICIALLY OFF SEASON 

My thoughts exactly.

And there actually is a Youtube video somewhere of this happening to athletes. Why I don't know. Seems like a lot of them are runners.

 

[Guy Chamberlin]

Mods? I can't take this thread seriously unless someone changes the title from "lumpy flatulence" to the proper term "shart"

 

[Bob O]

Is it shart or turtle head? I've heard both.

 

[kozzman555]

Is it shart or turtle head? I've heard both.

Turtle head is when it just is peeking out, also called prairie dogging. Sharting results in visible juices left on undergarments. 

 

[I AM FOOT FOOT]

Pics or gtfo

Google 

 

[Scarlet Overkill]

Mods? I can't take this thread seriously unless someone changes the title from "lumpy flatulence" to the proper term "shart"

Sharts aren't necessarily lumpy.  Just sayin'.

 

[Bob O]

Turtle head is when it just is peeking out, also called prairie dogging. Sharting results in visible juices left on undergarments. 

Thanks for the clarification. I should've know since...well you know.

Maybe this portion of the discussion should be reserved for a "What did you have for lunch" thread?

Could make for a saucy conversation.

 

[JJ Husker]

IBTL

What we really need here is more in depth discussion and intricate descriptions of the differences between sharts, turtle heads, prairie dogging, lumpy flatulence and which of these may or may not leave a visible juicy (btw, thanks @kozzman555 for the visual) aftermath. I don’t think anybody could ever get enough of that.