I had lumpy flatulence today -- impact for the Huskers?

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There was a Florida player a few years ago who gave everything he had to get into the  endzone. Poor kid crapped hisself on tv

 
I fully expect (and hope) this thread gets deleted...I just couldn't resist with the other ".......impact on the Huskers"  threads.

 
Hell no. I want to see a GIF or vid of a Florida playing crapping himself on the field. I feel like this is totally appropriate and worthy as a thread. Please continue. 

 
Mods? I can't take this thread seriously unless someone changes the title from "lumpy flatulence" to the proper term "shart"

 
kozzman555 said:
Turtle head is when it just is peeking out, also called prairie dogging. Sharting results in visible juices left on undergarments. 
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Thanks for the clarification. I should've know since...well you know.

Maybe this portion of the discussion should be reserved for a "What did you have for lunch" thread?

Could make for a saucy conversation.

 
IBTL

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What we really need here is more in depth discussion and intricate descriptions of the differences between sharts, turtle heads, prairie dogging, lumpy flatulence and which of these may or may not leave a visible juicy (btw, thanks @kozzman555 for the visual) aftermath. I don’t think anybody could ever get enough of that.

 
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